Ermes waited for Foo Fighters to come home with all the lights turned off and a small pitbull pup laying on her lap, fast asleep. The sound of someone touching the somewhat loose door knob was enough to wake the small pup up and as Foo Fighters cracked the door open a little had made the pup jump from Ermes's lap and rushed to the door, barking at Foo Fighters.
The sound of small pup made Foo Fighters nearly drop their jug of water onto the floor. Foo Fighter being able to slip their arm through the crack of the door reaching to light switch quickly switching the light on. The small pup wagged it's tail hard looking up at Foo Fighters and Ermes chuckles. Foo Fighters finally opens the door all the way which caused the pup to run in a circle while barking and then processed to pee on the floor.
"What is this?" Foo Fighters said slightly annoyed by the pup's barking
"Just a cute wittle doggie." Ermes said in a baby voice
"We have to get rid of it, our landlord would have a fit!" Their annoyance becoming worry.
"But he's so cute!" She protested.
"I was SO cute, But I wasn't allowed to pee on the floor as a kid." They stated.
Ermes thought for a moment "First of all as a kid you would not have a floor to piss on! You are made of plankton, remember." She paused "Also I already paid the landlord a fee for Kelly to stay here."
Foo Fighter clicks her tongue in disapproval but accepts her newest roommate with a final statement, "I'm not cleaning up after it."
Ermes flashed a smile "Okay, whatever you say boss!" She teased.
