I made sure to pick up some more SMG ammo for the Convergence. I looked around and saw a red weapons chest. I opened it and saw a E-Tech Spiker and a Bangstick. 'Nice loot.' I thought. I opened a closet and saw a shield with a 150 capacity. I equipped it and opened a ammo chest and got 300 dollars. I made sure the Spiker was my secondary. When I left, I was in a weird building. Music was playing in the background. Sounded like Moxxi's music. I was scared that I killed Moxxi, but then I felt a hand on my shoulder turn me around. It was Moxxi. "Welcome to the Badass Crater of Badassitude!" Badass Crater of Badassitude? Where the hell did I end up? In a desperate attempt to recollect my thoughts, I left, after giving Moxxi a hundred dollars. I went to go find my friends after, even though they are probably dead or being raped by a fatass. I loaded the Spiker and walked through the Badass Crater of Badassitude, looking for Kent first. Kent was the highest priority of the time.
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Borderlands 3
Fantasy4 years after the death of Handsome Jack, 4 new vault hunters show up to open a special vault. The Vault of The Sirens.
