Oh dear where the hell do I start off with this one? Well I guess by now you all know me as Sadie Kane, so I'm not going to very well introduce myself. I would also like to say that for once our friends across the river don't seem so crazy anymore.
You're probably wonder why.
Well it all started with a talking goat just popping up in the middle of Virginia right after a fight with some self absorbed asshole with a spear. Carter manage to outsmart the imbecile before things got any worse. He put him to sleep with trivia. I know! It was hilarious to watch. He has so much knowledge in that head of his he actually put someone to sleep! But I should probably get to the talking goat, yes?
Even after a few years of being around Egyptian mythology, I still get caught off guard when a bloody goat starts to talk to me. So naturally, I nearly broke my neck when I turned to see what the heck was talking to us.
"Oh looks like I won't be dinner tonight." He was rather solemn about not being eaten. I would've questioned his logic but then again, he's a bloody talking goat!
Carter seemed less bothered by the goat than I was and naturally was first to ask questions, "Um why would you be dinner?"
"Because that's my job I guess... My therapist says I need to build up some confidence to be able to get another one on the side."
I started to laugh a little."Sorry did say you have a therapist? Pfffft HA!" Carter shot me a look probably saying Hey stop that we don't know what he's been through. Or something of that nature but I just found the idea of a talking goat therapist too funny. It literally took all my might not to start rolling on the April spring grass below me.
Once I stopped laughing, Carter resumed interviewing our new goat friend, "Why is being eaten by that guy your job?"
The goat studied us for a moment, "Oh." He then proceeded to run away. Normally, we wouldn't leave the guy we just fought alone to go chase a talking goat but as you could probably guess by now, we did, and without hesitation. I don't know why we were chasing after this goat, who clearly had a lot of practice at running away from things. We kept losing the bloody animal! But we did. That's the only reason I got.
After cutting corners and going through allies we finally caught up to the goat in Jamestown. He somehow managed to open up a portal through a rather small obelisk compared to ones say in D.C or London. I didn't take much time to get a good look at it but I did hear someone say the name, Jamestown Tercentennial Monument. Funny how I caught that at all considering the first thing I did was jump into the swirling portal.
If you think I was being stupid I have two things to tell you!
1. How would you feel after you chased a talking goat across two towns without stopping? Even if was by choice there was absolutely no way I was losing that goat after all that chasing!
2. Carter jumped in after me.
So I rest my case. We fell through the swirling portal and when we came out the other side we were about...I don't know...1000 feet off the ground! Of course gravity took hold of us and we proceeded to scream and fall to our deaths. Or we thought we would...
YOU ARE READING
You think your life is crazy?
FanfictionSadie and Carter defeat this fiery red head then somehow find a talking goat. Obviously they are going to chase the goat. Enjoy!
