You're Mine Now, Pine Tree (Billdip)

Chapter 9 - Day 2 Of The Dress

AYYYYYYYY LOOK YA BOI IS BACK FROM AN 80 BILLION YEAR HAITUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I post my phone for two weeks and still don't have it back yet so I have to use my laptop in the middle of the night right now so it's hard to do this without getting caught, but don't worry I'll try to update as much as possible now!  ________________________________________________________________________________

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟDipper POV☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

I woke up cuddled up to Bill with both of us completely naked and the he bed sheets stained. I was confused at first but then I smiled as the memories of the night before came flooding into my head.

Bill was still sleeping soundly. That's odd, I thought he didn't need sleep. I guess now that he looks like a human he has to sleep like one too. It's weird though. When he's asleep he looks so..... peaceful. Like, he isn't some psycho demon that probably needs mental help that is planning to take over the dimension for the second time, but more like an innocent human being who just enjoys cute little romantic shit and isn't obsessed with destruction. I love both sides though, so it doesn't matter which one he is and when.

I decided to get up and to get a shower, but as I got out of bed and tried to stand, a horrible pain shot throughout my whole body and I collapsed to the floor.

"PineTree, you okay?" I hear Bill grin in a low, half asleep kind of voice as he sat up and found me on the floor, his hair sticking up a little in an almost cute way.

"Nice to know you think I'm cute~" he grinned. Damn mind reader. "But seriously, what happened?" he asked, confused.

"I don't know I just tried to stand and suddenly my while body hurt and I fell, but it mainly hurt around my lower half." I shrugged, but soon became extremely confused when he then grinned and snickered.

"Awwww, did I go too rough on my little virgin Dipper?" he laughed as he smirked smugly, getting out of bed and going to help me up.

"It's not funny!" I exclaimed as he picked me up bridal style and set me on the bed again.

"Awwww, c'mon, it is at least a little funny that I accidentally broke your ass!" he said as burst out laughing in the middle of saying 'broke your ass'. This damn demon.

I gave him a look of disapproval as he smiled at me. He frowned, sat beside me and gently pulled me onto his lap.

"C'mon, you know I'm kidding I actually feel kinda bad if I'm being honest." he smiled softly as he kissed my cheek. I only then realised that he was now fully dressed and seemed like he had gotten a shower. "How are you clean and dressed you were asleep with me two seconds ago?" I turned round and questioned.

"Are you forgetting that I can snap my fingers and do anything?" he smiled as he snapped his fingers and I was clean and clothed too. He then laughed again and caused me to look at him be confusedly for the millionth time today.

"I forgot about the spell so you're still in that dress for another six days!!!" he sobbed as he laughed at my misfortune. Personally I didn't find this funny at all. I crossed my arms and gave him a blob-fish frown (a/n MY YEEMOS WHERE YOU AT!?!)

  ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟBill POV☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ  

Dipper crossed his arms angrily and cave me the cutest little blob fish frown ever.

"Awww, PineTree, I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you" I said grinning, sitting beside him and giving him a bear hug, tackling him so that he fell back and I was cuddled into his chest. 

"First you have me stuck in a dress for a week and now you've torn the insides of my ass apart!" he said joke-angrily.

"Well, on the bright side, we have a lot of planning to do if we;re gonna pull off taking over the entire dimension again, so it's actually convenient, because it gives us a week to get everything sorted out before the day!" I explained cheerfully, hoping that it would help him forgive me a little bit.

"What do you mean? What kind of planning?" he asked, cutely raising one eyebrow a little.

"Well, 1) when you slightly raise one eyebrow a bit it's adorable, and 2) we need to sort things about attacking like when, where, how and then there's what we're gonna do with the people left over like torturing them, killing them, banishing them to their own mindscapes, sparing them, allies, enslavement (although on only to the people we really hate, considering what happened with Will) and all that jazz." I explained, boring, myself with how adult-ish and boring all of that planning sounded. He blushed a little at my first remark, earning him a kiss on the cheek and a complement on how adorable he is, making him blush even more and kept the cycle going until I was constantly showering his face with kisses, still on top of him. 

After that we cuddled a bit more, until he demanded that we really should get on with the planning and got up, but not without my protest of course.

After a while of planning, we agreed that we would attack in the same place that I did before, seeing as a lot of people would be there at the time, and as for the when, it would be around midday, and on the day that the dress spell dropped, as we wanted to take over as soon as possible.

Then we got some food (you can pick what type of food it is, it's the middle of the night so I'm too tired to pick lol) and watched 5 episodes in a row of Yuri on Ice, which had a lot of both of us screaming the lyrics to "History Makers" off-key and Dipper doing a really bad Victor impression.

Once that was over, I checked the time and saw that we had been up planning and messing around for 10 hours! So, we decided that we would go back to the room (a/n you can pick whether they went straight to sleep or not,if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) ________________________________________________________________________________Annnnnnnnnd DONE! Sorry that I've been gone so long, but a lot of stuff has happened lately and I haven't really gotten any time lately to update, but there will be more soon!