Character who would probably be your rival
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Cuba (Máximo Juan Machado)
Hey! I'm not saying it became we're both Spanish and live close to each other! I have my reasons!
1. We would have a 'who is louder' competition, like, almost each time we're around each other. I don't know about you, but, we'll beat America in the field of 'Pterodactyl Screeching' by a land slide.
2. If he stole my ice cream, he betta hope that he has some type of healthcare (Whoop, Whoop Canada!). Heck, even if he breathes near it! I'm not taking any chances! Leave me and my coconut ice cream in peace, chico!!!!!
3. Who is better at swimming argument? Hahaha, me, don't tell me otherwise. Even my Haruka Nanase poster knows I'm speaking the truth (Bonus points for knowing the anime and the character!)!
4. Who is better at ANY water sports in general? Ah, let's call it a tie :P
5. Which is better? Cuba or Puerto Rico? What kind of argument are you tryna pull out boi?! Puerto Rico is betta!!!!!
6. Saying our cuisine is better than the others. Eh... I love food, does this one really matter? I mean, as long as I get to eat, I'm fine...
7. Cuba: *acts all smug* So, how does it feel being an American territory?
Me: *looks up from drawing, slightly annoyed*...As long as I have my culture, I'm fine...
Cuba: *smirks* Oh, your flag? Your people might be the 51 state!
Me: *stands up and slams hands on the table* You wanna fight me bro? You up for the challenge! I ain't taking your lies! Eat dirt! *throws dirt at his face*
Cuba: *screams in Spanish*
Me: *screams in Spanish back*
(What the FrUk just happened?)
8. Yeah, everything would be crazy. We both would be like England and France (now that wouldn't be pretty).
Look who lost this time, Cuba!!!!
And it looks like you got yourself a pair of Iggy Brows!
I bet there's something you ain't tellin' me, Cuba!
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Give me a T! Give me a A! Giva me a G! What does that spell! Tag!!!!!!!
Have fun! Rivalry is a beautiful thing!
Until next time, remind Cuba that Canada isn't America!
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