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The Pet Brain

So imagine that instead of having your brain in your skull it was beside you on the ground and it was connected to you by a really long piece of spinal cord tissue, from the base of the brain to the veins in your wrist.

The brain buddy would be around the size of a puppy or just below knee height. They would also have arms, legs, eyes and fangs. The arms and legs would be so that it can walk beside you as if you were walking a puppy, but on two legs. The eyes would be glow in the dark or light up so if you were walking at night you be able to have a light guiding you. The fangs on the brain buddy are there as a mouth but also so you can use your brain buddy as a grappling hook when you need to scale buildings.

Another feature of the brain buddy would be the colour. Instead of a fleshy pink colour it would be your favourite colour, so when you are walking down the street and you see other people you would see their blue, purple, yellow, rainbow (or whatever their favourite colour is) brains.

The fangs can also be really helpful at school, lets paint a picture:
You're studying for exams and need to memorise a whole bunch of notes for different subjects. No problem just feed your brain your notes and KAPOW! Instantly memorised.

Now many of you will be logical and ask: "If you can memorise everything by feeding your brain whats the point in exams?" Well my good sir, like exams you can't cram everthing without forgetting somethings. So when feeding your brain you can't feed it everything at once or else it'll throw up words at random points. What you'll have to do it is feed it notes at a nice pace to memorise everything.

Another fabulous feature is that your brains can have a psychic conversation with each other. Lets look at another painting shall we:
You're with your best friend having a nice chat over a bubble tea (or any other drink you wish) when this one girl you really hate comes up to you guys. Lets say you really hate her, maybe she stole your (now) ex boyfriend, she's your childhood bully who hates you, the generic mean girl who's a b*tch. Anyway you guys do that thing you know the fake niceness when you're in public so you don't look like b*tches. But now your brains can have their own psychic private chat to talk about her meaness and plan her 'accidental' murder. (Ok that may be harsh, but hey it's your brain).

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This was just an idea that came to me one day when I was hanging with my friends. The reactions I got were priceless, some of my friends look horried, some looked at me like I had just grown two heads and some thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

I really wish this was real I'd love to have a little brain friend. Let me know in the comments if you'd want a brain buddy irl and what colour it would be. 😂😂😂💜💜💜