miles's walk home

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Miles walks home, his pants still dripping from the moisture of Tristan's warm urine running down his legs. This urine makes Miles think that he wants to break up with Tristan. Tristan wanted to break up anyways.
Miles thinks about Lola, and how she will never pee on his designer pants that were $1000.
He wonders why he bought pants that were so expensive. He starts contemplating his life. He bought a boat yesterday, and Lola helped pick out the boat. Esme walks by Miles and asks, "Is that pee?" he's startled and says while giggling a little bit, "Tristan peed on me." Esme laughs. Miles just stares into her eyes and breaks the silence with a loud belch. He says, "umm... I had Taco Bell before Tristan peed on me."
Miles runs away suddenly. Once he gets home Winston is just there for some reason. He watches as Winston raps the whole Captain Who script extremely fast. Then he looks and Frankie is twerking and Hunter is watching SpongeBob while telling them to shut up or he will run over them with a giant hamster ball. Miles walks in and says "No". Hunter runs into the kitchen and smashes a huge glass bowl of guacamole over Miles's head. Miles passes out. When he wakes up Winston is over him and says "He's waking up... wait is that pee?"
Esme walks in the house and says "Welcome to your tape!!"

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