The Lu siblings are the exact definition of perfection. Their children on the other hand? Not so much.
Or that where Lu Han is fucking spoiled, Yifan's eyebrows hates the world, Yixing still believes in unicorns and Sehun is the epitome of a...
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The world has become a strange place and God's probably up there shaking his head and regretting his life decisions a.k.a. creating humans from the start.
Humans are weird.
Like one day you'd be walking the streets, happily sipping on your to-go tumbler, the warm liquid of the instant coffee that you filled it with deliciously going to your throat, then BAM! Somebody approaches you then start spouting something about how horrible you are for drinking coffee or did you even think about the plant who got rob of its berries then proceeds to say that you never did because you only think about yourself. After they had said those and make you feel like a complete shit for taking the mother plant's joy and happiness they would leave like nothing happened, leaving you to question what had just conspired.
And maybe you would continue to think about the poor mother plant and how you're like one of those monsters who ate (well, drank) her offspring which then would lead you to stop drinking coffee out of guilt. Of course, three days later you'd be back to drinking it because fuck you human, coffees are meant to be drank!
But the point was, Humans are weird.
More often than not, those who you won't likely think of are the weirdest.
Turns out, when Yixing said 'Can I offer you a ride?' meant that the three of them could use his New-Gen Hyundai Verna and the other one was to ride with him. Of course because his brothers were all traitors, they threw Jongdae straight to the crocodiles pit and drove away to salvation with their very own driver to guide them. The boy could only watch with glassy eyes as the back of the car disappear from his sights. Yixing was beside him waving with his dimpled smile still intact.
Yixing looked harmless enough.
In fact, he was the only one who didn't looked livid with the whole moving in thing. He simply stood behind Lu Han with a blank expression as the elder spat some rules.
But then again, he's still a Lu so he could be cursing them too at the back of his mind. In addition to that, the feeling of something bad was about to happen was eating Jongdae alive.
"Shall we go as well?" Yixing suddenly asked which made Jongdae jump from his spot. If the boy found it strange, he didn't showed it. He simply smiled wider—flashing his single dimple which Jongdae have to admit was quite attractive—and motioned him back to the mansion.
While confused and scared as to why they were returning inside, Jongdae kept his mouth shut in fear that he'd anger Yixing and they'd find him floating on the Han River the next day. The silent walk to the deeper part of the mansion reminded him so much of those Horror films he likes to watch with Minseok. Jongdae was already bracing himself for the possibilities that Yixing might bring him to a Red Room.
(Okay, wrong movie.)
His train of thoughts got caught off when they finally reached (at least he thinks) their destination. Jongdae didn't know what to do when Yixing stopped in front of a bronze elevator and pressed the 'G' button. Of-fucking-course, this humongous house have a fucking elevator. Just how rich these people could get?! Also, does G stands for G-spot? Because God knows that he don't have one. All he have was a prostate and a dic—
