(Okay so natalie lives in the middle of a fucking desert (Arizona?) I just basically assumed Alex lives really far away, if he doesn't than just pretend IDC)
~{Three year time skip brought to you by aids}~
Staticpoop: heyo faggot
tofutrash: sup papi
Staticloooox: fuck me daddy
tofutoosh: WhAT
Staticperv: jk
tofupants: soooooooooo, wanna fuc?
Staticlake: sure
tofutea: whAt?
Staticlit: wHat?
tofutop: k
Staticlax: WANNA COME OVER?
tofuTV: sure, lemme just go buy a 3,000$ plane ticket.
Statixlaptop: k
