9/16/17

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by Cyan_GalaxyKid

by Cyan_GalaxyKid

I was at the Slater Fall Festival recently! Met new friends and their names were, Aubrey, Hailey, Micheal, and Haden. I met Micheal and Haden on one ride, and they asked could they sit with my little brother. Of course being me, I said sure! And it was awesome when I found out they were 13! But we were spinning wildly on that ride, and ridden a few rides together. But I found a green necklace in line for one of the rides, and that's around where I met two cute girls named Hailey and Aubery, who tell me to put it on! (I remember having a sideways branch in my pants) They told me it stands out on me. But here's where it get's good. So...we get on the ride, and I ask "How old are you guys?" they say they're 13-14!! Me: "Ho SHIT! I thought you guys were 16 or some shit!" Cuz, they look like one of those cute asf blondes you find on the internet, and I have two of them behind them, talkin to me and trying to be my best friends. So they drop the bomb and asked "Well, are we attractive?", and me? I didn't even think, I just said, "Well HELL yeah!" They were giggling behind me, while I was thinkin, "Man, that felt so good to get that off my chest" Man why are the cute girls EVERYWHERE but where I live (beside Maddie, besides the point) We ended up talking more, and then. OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE, was a girl named Shaniya. Now I met Shaniya at the pool a year or two back, and found that she was a little....aggressive. That DID NOT change. She dragged me around for the rest of the time. Sometimes I would accidentally squish her in rides and she called me "big butt" But I made the smart remark when I said somethin like "You the one the big tush, my friend." She's kinda cute when she's mad. But...she wanted to kill me a chase me around the amusement park. Okay, so maybe that part where she chased wasn't true, but she punched me sometimes and wanted to kill me part was true. But she made me feel special when she held/hugged on to me and said to the ride operators "No. He's mine forever." (Now that I think about it.....she might've been a thot. OR she was obsessed with me....or she just wanted to be in my pants. 😐 Shit.)

Q&A

Q: Who did you like better? Aubrey, Hailey, or Shaniya?

A: Well me, It was hard, but Aubrey outta all of them. Hell, she even helped me find my little brother. Lookin' good in the blue hoodi- UHM NEXT!

Q: What ride did you meet Micheal and Haiden?

A: I think it was called "Tip Top"

Q: What ride did you meet Aubrey and Hailey on?

A: The "Casino"

Q: Three highlights of your night?

A: Making new friends, slidding down a long, wet, metal ramp between a girl's (Shaniya's) legs, to save my brother, And a good part of Eminem's "My Name Is"

Q: Are you dating Shaniya?

A: NEXT!!

Q: Are you still have the green necklace?

A: UH DUH! Look. When someone cute gives/hands you something, or it they say they like it on you, it's practically saying KEEP IT. Unless it's completely hideous.

Like your future born child.