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RAM:]

Heyyyyy, 'Ronica

[VERONICA:]

Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT:]

Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:]

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]

You hurt them badly

[RAM:]

You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]

They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:]

What did they do to you

That you hate them so?

[KURT:]

Don't run from me

They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:]

Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:]

They long for your embrace!

[RAM:]

They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:]

They'll curl up on your face

[RAM:]

And purr like kittens!

[KURT:]

You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]

Just look at them glow...

[RAM:]

They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:]

Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:]

Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA:]

Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]

Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:]

You make my balls so blue

So please say hello!

[RAM:]

Hold 'em!

[KURT:]

Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:]

And never let go!

[KURT:]

Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM:]

But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:]

You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM:]

Whatever you require they'll do!

So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:]

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