RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica
[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it
[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that
[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
[KURT:]
You hurt them badly
[RAM:]
You make my balls so blue
[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly
[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!
[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!
[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!
[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face
[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!
[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...
[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!
[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue
[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[VERONICA:]
Open the door!
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!
[RAM:]
Hold 'em!
[KURT:]
Enfold 'em
[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!
[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty
[KURT:]
You've set them on fire
[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[RAM:]
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heathers lyrics
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