Hagakure: Yo Naegi
Naegi: Hm?
Hagakure: U so cool, u have so many chix
Naegi: Well I happened to be the Ultimate Lucky Student after all didnt I?
Hagakure: Yeah sure!
Kirigiri: *walks in*
Kirigiri: *blushing* Oh hi Naegi...
Naegi: Hi
Kirigiri: *left the room*
Hagakure: That is one point bro!
Ikusaba: *walks in the room*
Naegi: Yo Ikusaba-san!
Ikusaba: *blushes* Hi Naegi...
Naegi: watcha doin?
Ikusaba: well I am heading out for a war with Monokuma... why?
Naegi: Oh
Ikusaba: well bye *leaves the room*
Hagakure: two points man!
Naegi: uhh...
Ludenberg: Hello Naegi
Naegi: Hi Celeste-san!
Ludenberg: I would like you to be my servant and make me a royal tea right now *smiles*
Naegi: we are not inside starbucks
Ludenberg: Oh I see...
Ludenberg: I am off then! See ya later my servant *kisses the air and left the room*
Hagakure: Shit man, three points!
Fujisaki: *walks in the room whil hacking someone's account in his phone*
Hagakure: Yo! Hi Fujisaki-kun!
Fujisaki: H-hi Hagakure-chi, Hi N-Naegi-kun
Fujisaki: *leaves the room*
Hagakure: ...
Naegi: ...
Hagakure: Im gonna count that as a point
Naegi: Oi Hagakure! How many points do I have?!
Hagakure: 4 points
Togami: *enters the room*
Togami: *whispers* I hope Naegi's face will show up in my beloved money
Togami: *lefts the room*
Naegi: ...
Hagakure: Did you just heard that?
Naegi: Yes...
Naegi: *phone rings*
Naegi: *tooks phone* Oh its Komaeda-senpai
Komaeda: *sending messages to Naegi* I saw hope inside you... Go out with me
Naegi: *closes phone*
Hagakure: What is that?
Naegi: Nothin...
Hagakure: Imma count that as a point. Thats already 6 points in total.
Enoshima: *at the ceiling*
Enoshima: I love Despair ya know!
Hagakure: admit it... you just loved Naegi
Enoshima: Yeah... bye now
Naegi: Seven points?
Asahina: *enters the room, eating donuts*
Asahina: Oh Hi Naegi! Wanna go out for a swim with me?
Naegi: Hm...
Naegi: I'll think of it later
Asahina: *finishes her donuts* oh okay
Asahina: *horrific voice* JUST DONT EAT MY DONUTS IF YOU DONT WANT TO DIE
Naegi: ...
Naegi: okay
Hagakure: 8 Points dude holy f-!
Naegi: yeah I know right?
Maizono: *enters the room*
Maizono: CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE!
Naegi: ...
Maizono: AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN
Naegi: uhh Maizono-san...
Maizono: I ROAM THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART
Naegi: OH NO MY PRECIOUS EGGS! GIVE IT BACK MAIZONO-SAN!
Maizono: *kisses Naegi's forehead*
Naegi: Okay you can keep the eggs
Hagakure: Seriously Naegi?
Naegi: Just for now...
Hagakure: NINE POINTS
Naegi: Oh no here he comes...
Hagakure: *Hitler voice* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Hagakure's crystal ball: *enters the room*
Hagakure: ...
Crystal ball: Hey Hot stuff~
Naegi: Who she talkin to right now?
Crystal ball: Im talkin to the guy on my left~ *looks at Naegi*
Hagakure: *gives Naegi a death stare*
Crystal ball: See ya later sugar lumps~
Crystal ball: *walks out of the room*
Hagakure: YOU ARE NOT TALKING HER OKAY
Naegi: sure sure just dont kill m-
Hagakure: *strangles Naegi*
