Shut Up Blondie | Naruto Fanfic Modern Au (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 2:Im just..getting info

^^ Hiro's mom
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                       Bonjour

Sup

holaaa!

Yea in lazy and haven't updated ik
ANYWAYS! Enjoy :)

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Hiro's POV

Ok So from what i have learned from
Sasuke is; He's not a talker , Likes the word "Hn" , He's apparently popular ' And His hair is the shape of , a Ducks booty.

Eh its not much infomation , But SOON HE'S BE A RAY OF SUNSHINE

{TimeSkip To Lunch}

Ok Lunchtime! Ok Spy mode ACTIVATED! I See him walking over to a table , with a tray of what i presume are tomatoes and riceballs. I see him take his phone out. Ok time to sneak over there!

I crawl over and do a little roll until im behind a trash bin .then i start. Going to a table closer to him. And then add start crawling over to him. Once im over there i quickly get behind him and try look over his shoulder. KEY WORD: try.
BUT me being a total Kluts i  slipped on a banana peel. C'MOM PEOPLE THERE'S A REASON TRASH BINS ARE CREATED! people these days am i right?? K back to my mission. When i slipped i tried to grab anything close to me so i don't fall , Unfortunately i Grabbed Sasuke's Vest making him fall on ME.

Third Person POV
"Uhh h-hey ..?"

Suddenly they hear a Shriek of horror from a Big Foreheaded Pinkette "What are you doing to MY Sasuke~Kun?!"
The Frantic and suprised Hiro suddenly pushed Sasuke off and stood up
"N-nothing i swear!" Said Hiro having no idea what to say. I mean like , ya can't just say 'Hey don't mind me,  i was spying on Sasuke' right?

Naruto's POV
Ah~ Lunch! This is My favorite time of school! Hey it's that Boy who was lost!  looks like he's having trouble with Sakura~Chan! I better help him! Wonder if he wants to friends..prob-aly not..
I quickly walk over to him
"Hey Come sit with me here!" I quickly bring him to where i was gonna sit. "Oh it's you! Thank you so much! Umm Naruto right..?"
"Yea!Naruto uzumaki Believe it! What's your name?" I asked flashing him a grin

" oh right! I never told you my name! Im Hiro Sakada nice to properly meet ya, oh can we exchange numbers?"

"Yea!"

After that , i notice Kiba , Hinata , Shino , Shikamaru , and. Choji sit with us. "Hey guys! Meet Hiro! He cool"

"Sup"

"H-hi"

"..."

"What a drag.. Hi"

"Nom nom nom"

"Hi! Nice to meet you all" Hiro said smiling nice and  bright.

"Hey Hiro we're having a guys night out tommorow wanna join?" Asked kiba. "Ok i guess"

{TimeSkip After school And Hiro's POV}

Ok so currently im following Sasuke home Sneakily! I would make such a great spy "why are you following me?"
Ok maybe not a GREAT spy.

"Trying to see where you live..."

"Hn. Stalker"

"I am NOT a stalker! Im just.. Trying to get some info.." I notice that we arrive at a Navy blue  Two story house "Oh ia this your house??" He unlocks the front door and goes in so im just gonna take that as a Yes. I let myself in before he can close the door and , i notice everything is neatly organized , and clean. "Do you live alone?" I ask noticing that no one else is here. "Yes"
"Oh ok, um i just wanna say sorry for y'know what happened at lunch.."
"It's fine" "whew thought you would've been mad , cause i like pushed you down with me then , left you with the girls an-"

"Hn .Shut up blondie"

"Heh sorry.." I say laughing nervously.
"Um well anyways i uh gotta go home , seeya at school Sasuke!"

Once im at home , i see my mom dancing to Britany Spears.." I THINK I DID IT AGAIN! I MADE YOU BELIEVE! WE'RE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDSS! OH BABYY-" once she sees me at the front door she stops "Oh honey! How was school?"
"It was ok, but the real question is...WHY YA LISTENING TO BRITANY WITHOUT MEH!? C'MON LETS PARTY"
"AHAHA"
" OH BABY BABY!..OH BABY BABY!..OH BABY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED T'KNOOWW THAT SOMETHIN' WASN'T RIGHT YEA!" we both sang and danced.

We're pretty weird but , who cares right?

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OH BABY BABYYY!
HI. ok ok im going to try and update more from now on if im not a lazy bum.
So how do you like the story so far? Is it bad? Good? Too short?  Eh idk

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BYYYYEEEEEEEEE TIME TO GO CRY INTO MY LONLEY SAD CORNER!

hi

Why ya still here?

Y'know you're wasting ya time right?

Ok Bye!