1000 Funny Jokes ∞Part 5∞

948) burned cop

~T E X T I N G~

Friend: Did you throw a burned cop in the yard? Because Toby is eating it.

Shane: I did not kill a cop

Friend: LOL!! I meant pork chop.

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2 things.

1) I'd like to thank @lalamaus for translating 1000 Funny Jokes in German! That's amazing! Thank you!

If anyone else wants to translate the book in a different language (not in German) INBOX me don't comment! And I will give you permission! You MUST do it with my permission!

2) So I always update every 90 votes. I don't want to say that every chapter so I will stop saying it but I will still be updating every 90 votes :).

I will also be giving the first commenter a dedication! That will happen until the end of the book!

Xxx-Catie