{ON HOLD}Everything You Need To Know: Panic! At The Disco

Album #1: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out PT1

Here's a short summary of their first album, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. I will be summarizing it by each song. I will sperate this into two parts.

Yes, that is indeed the album cover. Well, a cropped version. The real one has some clown dude on a picture frame- or a mirror reflecting a chandelier. What ever, look at the picture below and tell me what you see. But the video linked is the full album, so enjoy!

Here's a bit about the whole album itself. It was first released on September 27, 2005 and was labeled as Alternative/Indie. If you wanna get real and here this straight forward, the fandom sums this one up as it's mainly about drugs and sëx. I mean, I guess it's true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯..

Now that that's out is out of the way, on to the review!

Introduction:  only 38 seconds long, this is just some instrumental and about 20 seconds in, you hear the faint instrumental of There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet. Yes, that's actually the name of a song.

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage: Yep, that's a long title, but not the longest. This song nearly reaches 3 minutes. It's basically about swearing to shake it up and to listen.

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines: It's a painful 3 and a half minutes. In my opinion, it's kinda about Panic! getting themselves out there and taking the spotlight.

Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks: I guess you can say this is where the "drug" part comes in. It's not my favorite. The whole robot type sound just isn't my thing. Although I am listening to it rn, the middle/end isn't that bad. You can't judge until it's over.

Camisado: I'm not a pro at this, but it's most likely about "you" being in a hospital, duh. I really like this. It sounds way happier than the lyrics.

Time To Dance: I'm not sure how to explain it. Possibly about some sort of shooting, but not shooting. When I say shotgun, you say wedding.  SHOTGUN!!!

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off: 14 words, still not the longest. It's pretty much about teens getting it on in the passenger seat. It has a video, unlike the others. The video is basically about a girl "killing herself" over seeing her lover dead. They have fish tanks on their heads, which I assume holds their life. Once she finds him, she dumps everything out of her tank which, I guess, kills her. They ambulance comes and takes them to the ocean and yeah, that's it.

I thought the best place to end part one is with the intermission.

Intermission: once again, just instrumental, but this time it's two and a half minutes long. But it's just what sounds like a piano and a "broadcast" here and there.

That's it for the first half of AFYCSO. I hope you actually commented "wedding" when I said shotgun. If not, well, that's a bit awkward.
~V. H.