If Y/n got a job at Black Hat Inc.

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by Dr-Paperhat

by Dr-Paperhat

"My new job."Y/n smiled lightly, standing at the door of her new job. The house was a giant black hat with a plane crashed in the side of the roof..She pressed the door bell.

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND..DESERT YOU!"

Y/n stood confused, as Rick Astley began to play..She crossed her arms. "Did i just get rick rolled?"She furrowed her eyebrows slightly. The door opened, and she was greeted by a lizard girl.

The lizard like girl was about to say something, but her eyes targeted a fly, flying by. She ran out chasing it.

"GOD DAMN IT YOU'RE UNDER HOUSE ARREST!"The tall man with a black hat yelled. He took out a gun and shot the lizard girl, she was captured with a net that came from the gun and fell down. He walked passed Y/n and dragged the lizard girl inside. "Remember, if you go passed the fence, the machine around your leg will explode and everyone will think you're a suicide bomber."Black Hat explained as he dragged her inside.

He than let her go and turned around to face Y/n. Y/n was confused, and slightly afraid. "What, the hell?"She mumbled. "Don't mind that, don't wanna have to erase your mind."He chuckled. "Um, okay?..Well, I am Y/n, I am here for the job?"Y/n stated.

"So you're the low life, low paid, no job, not loved person who applied."Black Hat added. "...Yeah, sure."Y/n narrowed her eyes.

"Alright m8."He stated, gesturing for her to come inside. She did and followed him to a lab.

"Flug, the assistant person is here."He announced, "Oh, Hello, I am Dr. Flug."Dr. Flug extended his hand, Y/n shook his hand. "-And I am guessing you know who I am?"Y/n assumed, Dr. Flug nodded.

"Sorry if he's was mean to you."Dr. Flug muttered to Y/n, talking about Black Hat. Black hat shot a glare at Dr. Flug. "Fight me."He glared. "No."Dr. Flug declined.

"Bitch, I could be wearing lingerie, call you a pussy and get away with it."Black Hat hissed, before turning around swiftly and leaving. "I'm already freaked out.."Y/n sighed.

"Yeah, Sorry about that.."Dr. Flug nervously scratched the back of his head.

Y/n stumbled back as loud music played through the speakers, on a VERY high volume. She covered her ears, it didn't change much. "BLACK HAT, TURN THE MUSIC DOWN."Dr. Flug shouted so he'd hear.

"NO."Black Hat protested. "YES, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US DEAF!!"

Black Hat turned it down, and then quickly appeared in the lab. "I wanna kill you so badly.."Black Hat growled, "HEY, I actually think I left my coffee on the desk."His mood changed within a blink of an eye.

"He has bipolar, and NO ONE LIKES THAT STUPID JERK."Dr. Flug crossed his arms, "This place is gonna be the death of me."Y/n stared down at the ground. "Yeah..It most likely will..But, more possibly Black Hat will be the death of you."Dr. Flug corrected.

I'm sorry.