~~~~~Princes POV~~~~~
Thomas had pulled me into his living room presumably to record a video. I got excited and started bugging him about what the theme of the video was gonna be and he shushed me and told me to wait for the others. He shushed me. The audacity. I sigh and watch as one by one Patten, Logan, and finally the emo-nightmare himself pop up.
"Okay now that they're here what's it about, what's it about? Thomas tell me I'm impatient. Is it something creative?"
"Well Roman I'm happy you asked, today we're going to be looking at fan art drawn by my, incredibly talented by the way, Fanders!"
"Yes art the epitome of creativity!" I say enthusiastically causing a scoff from anxiety. Of course he found something wrong with drawing. I'm not even surprised at this point.
"Anxiety what could you possibly say about art to make it bad." I asked not even wanting to hear the gloomy response he was about to give.
"Actually I do agree that it's a creativity type of thing. However I also enjoy drawing sometimes." Anxiety? Draw? I've never seen him partake in such an activity before. Has he been hiding it from us if embarrassment possibly? I mean he is anxiety he probably is just scared to show his work to us.
"Son you draw?!" Patten practically yells.
"Okay first off I'm not your son. Second off yes in my spare time I tend to draw here and there. I'm not very good though so I never mentioned it." I knew it he's scared to show us, classic anxiety.
"I'm sure your drawings are wonderful Virgil." I say. Anxiety stares at me wide eyed. I don't know if his reaction was caused by the use of his real name or the compliment I had given him but either way a part of me wanted to disappear off of the face of the earth for doing it.
"So Thomas are we gonna look at some art or what?" Anxiety asked flustered obviously just wanted a way to change the subject.
"Ah yes but I'm gonna warn you the fanders like to uh well they like to ship you guys together." Thomas says causing morality to squeal.
"What does it mean to 'ship' someone I'm confused do they draw us on boats or why is morality squealing?" Logan asks genuinely confused as always.
"Logan shipping is the most magical thing ever! It's when people see a romantic connection between two people and they start to think of them as a couple!" Morality screams basically scolding Logan of his lack of knowledge on the subject.
"But if they aren't really a couple what's the point?" Logan asks which even causes me to scoff a little. I admit I have my fair of ships many from the cartoons Thomas enjoys such as Steven universe. The idea of Lapis and Peridot together always made me smile.
"Especially when most of them don't ever happen." Anxiety said causing morality and I's mood to drop a little.
"Anxiety you shush your mouth don't sink my ships!" Patten screams at him.
"Alright alright so the first one is a prinxiety work." Thomas says causing me and anxieties heads to snap to eachother. No. No way. There is no way people see us together. I hate him. He hates me.
"WHAT?!" Me and anxiety yell at the same time.
"You heard me people enjoy to think of you and anxiety as a couple. I could see it."
"Oh I ship it so muuuuch you guys you should try it!" Patten says awing at his own words. Me and anxiety???? No way. I would never. We hate each other.
"Sorry to ruin your fun Patten but that's never going to happen." Anxiety says and I sigh of relief knowing he feels the same. But I have to say a small part of me is a little disappointed.
"Yes I find it highly improbable that Roman and Verge would be getting together. They fight so much and are just complete opposites all together. They wouldn't be able to come to an agreement on anything." Logan says causing morality to smirk.
"Well you know what they say opposites attract." Patten says. I have a feeling that was aimed more to his and Logans situation than mine and anxieties.
"I wouldn't speak so soon Logan as the other most popular ship is you and Patten." Thomas says causing Logans face to go pale.
"They sh- ship me and what sense does that even make. Me and Patten are not very compatible you even made a video about how much we fight. We're worse than Roman and Verge." Logan says and I swore you could hear Moralities heart shatter.
"Well you never know until you try Logan." Patten says a little sadly but still smiling. Logan goes bright red and attempts to say something but ends up a stuttering mess.
"Now that ship I'll board." Anxiety says with a laugh.
"No no boarding is happening on this ship it's completely unethical I-I mean Patten would be a fantastic pattern but but is it hot in here for anyone else?" Logic asks clearly too flustered to do anything.
"You really think I'd be a fantastic partner?" Morality asks in a slightly shocked tone.
"Well I-I uh um I suppose out of all of us you would be the most um suitable of partners." I laugh at Logan's battle with his emotions.
"Awe Logan, if it means anything I think you'd be a fantastic partner as well." Morality says smiling and a little blush covers his face. Logans face however looks as though it's going to melt off.
"So anxiety another thing people like to draw is you in a flower crown." Thomas says making me laugh. Anxiety with flowers. Oh please if anyone should have flowers it's me. Although I do have to admit it'd be pretty cute to see something so cheery on anxiety.
"If anyone should have flowers it's me!" I say.
"Flowers? Are you kidding me?" Anxiety says looking slightly annoyed and rolling his eyes.
"Oh could you imagine my dark son with beautiful flowers in his hair!" Patten says practically melting from the idea.
"Yeah anxiety give the people what they want." I say hoping he'll agree. I know he won't but it's still worth the try.
"No no way I'm done with this." He says. Sigh I knew he wouldn't. But that's okay because I have an idea.
"Well Thomas if we're done here I have some matters to attend to." I say and Thomas nods ending the video.
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Prinxiety one shots
FanfictionPrinxiety one shots and maybe possibly some logicality