he aint gay

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everybody was ready and the met up in the bowling alley

the girls wore this http://www.polyvore.com/jade_analisa_amirah_bowling/set?id=47132979

http://www.polyvore.com/rickila_shaakira_cyleste_bowling/set?id=47137422

http://www.polyvore.com/rachel_maya_charity_bowling/set?id=47144694

Cyleste: here big boy

Jade: yea it is 

Analisa: can’t wait to bowl 

Shaakira: you not bowling hunni

Amirah: why she can’t bowl?

Shaakira: her feet to big what it is? A 12 ent?

Charity: your foot so big

Prodigy: analisa your feet bigger than mine 

Analisa: im not a 12 for your information! I’m a 10

Princeton: your feet still bigger than his. It bigger than all of our feet

Analisa: im a growing child

Ray ray: come on lets bowl!!

Analisa: I agree with you ray 

Rickila: me too

Ray ray: oh you wearing domo!!! DOMO WOVE!! I LOVE DOMO!!

Everyone: WE KNOW!!

Ray ray: dam

Shaakira: I don’t like domo. I LIKE ELMO!! (pointing at Cyleste shirt)

Cyleste, Analisa and Amirah: I LOVE ELMO!

Maya: nurhhh! Elmo is a gay man! COOKIE MONSTER IS THE BEST!! C IS FOR COOKIE! THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEEE! C IS FOR COOKIE! THATS GOOD ENOUGHT FOR MEEEEE! C IS FOR COOKIE! THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! LE GASPS! (gasps) COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! STARTS WITH C !!! C !! C !!!!!! LE BIG FINALE!! (jumps into a split with a cookie in her hand)

Everybody but Rachel: (claps)

Maya: THANK YURR!!!

Rachel: oh god!!! WHO GIVE HER CANDY OR COOKIES!!

Everyone: not me

???: I did sorry. I didn’t know this would have happened!

Roc royal: Issa I thought you wasn’t coming inno

Issa: well Im here aren’t I 

Rickila: we really should get started on the bowling though

Cyleste: YAY!!! BOWLING RULES!!!

They went to get their shoes to change into and saw a One Direction poster!!

Cyleste: oh my gosh, Shaakira! LOOK AT THAT POSTER!! 1D!! 

Shaakira: who’s that?

Everyone except Shaakira: O-O

Amirah: 1d is one direction 

Shaakira: wow Amirah you really helping me

Analisa: it’s a British boy band 

Amirah: who could rell talented

Cyleste: you forgot one thing

Jade: what

Cyleste: THEY ARE SEXAYYY!!!

Princeton: (clears throat)

Cyleste: all in love

Princeton: mhmm

Jade: I like Zayn

Amirah: done know

Cyleste: I like harry! He is soo cute and sexy and you see his hair it curly and nice! Kill me now

Shaakira: ok (puts her hand around Cyleste neck)

Cyleste: never mind

Rachel: I like Harry too

Cyleste: lol 

Amirah: but Harry is bisexu@l

Cyleste: X_X WHAT!!!

Amirah: yea he said it in an interview

Cyleste: don’t play with me lil girl 

Shaakira: so you is a big woman 

Cyleste: yes (snaps finger and rolls neck)

Charity: girl (laughs)

Cyleste: I just know he aint gay

Amirah: whatever you say 

Cyleste: I know hes not gay because im married to him 

Ray ray: Princeton looks like you have some competition

Princeton: O_O

Everyone but Princeton: (laughs)

Cyleste: nah Harry was my second choice, no one can’t touch MY BOO!! PRINCETON!!!

Princeton: (smiles)

Rickila: he feeling like a bite up shilling

Maya: the only thing I know is that Elmo is gay

Amirah: and Harry is bi

Everyone but Maya and Amirah: HE AINT GAY!!!

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