Badly amputate it's lips and replace them with a duck bill whilst playing the duck song on loop
If done correctly the skin around the bill should become infected
Don't treat it
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Ways to kill Fred
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Badly amputate it's lips and replace them with a duck bill whilst playing the duck song on loop
If done correctly the skin around the bill should become infected
Don't treat it