So I suppose you're reading this for entertainment or just the pleasure of giggles from the love parts in this book (pretty much the whole thing) but just saying that might happen and it might make you cry inside. JUST SAYIN'. part of this will be true things that happened and some will be REALISTIC fanfic, so don't hold your breath and please read on. Welcome to my world of sad, happy, and twists! BTW, there's two people talking and switching and talking and switching, etc. So possibly enjoy!
-Cami
JOHN........DOT DOT DOTDOTDOT......................................................................................................
Ok, I just don't know what to do. first day of school, I'M FREAKING OUT. So, I know like pretty much everyone is scared on their first day, but I am SO SCARED, I screamed at my mom for asking what cereal I wanted. I am messed up about this. MESSED UP. Ok, so I know I'm in second grade but man, I want to puke. Which doesn't happen that often. Yes, I'm in second grade. But I will get older. Hopefully. Sorry, I haven't hit puberty yet. I just HAD to think that just once. Huh. I never thought why I'm scared to death for second grade. Why?
"Hey mom, can I stay home if I throw up on you?"
"JOHN! You know that if someone throws up they're too sick to go to school in this house, but if you throw up on me, I know it's on purpose so you'd be grounded."
"Wow, said that in one breath."
"UGH honey just calm down."
" BUT MOOOOOOOOM!"
I pretty much screamed that at her and then she gives me a look, like- "DON'T YOU DO DAT OR I WILL SPANK YOU INTO OBLIVION! Oh yeah did I ever tell you that I LOVE YOU TO OBLIVION?
Then I think that she actually said it, so I run out the door screaming,
"MOM YOU JUST SAID YOU LOVE MY BUTT TO OBLIVION THAT'S WEIRD AND CREEPY ESPECIALLY FOR A MOM TO SAY!"
I run out of the door, forgetting that my mom drives me to school. Oh this is gonna be GREAT!
CHAMILLE.......................................DOT DOT DOT............................................................................
YES! NO! WHEW! BLAGH! Wait. NOOOOOO! Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohhno. Wait. Oh! Never mind! I thought it was the first day of first grade, aka the WORST YEAR EVER, but I thought first grade was a dream so I'm all like WHAAAAAAAT? Ok, so today is the first day of second grade. YES! MS. SALMES IS MY TEACHER!!!!! IS THIS A DREAM TOO? I SORT of hate the first day of school because I'm all excited and I'm ready getting my stuff together, and then I look at the clock. 7:28 it says. UGH I have uh, ummm, I have until 9:00 to leave. Stupid second grade times. I just sit there on my bed thinking why I'm so excited, I'm usually all like- whoo yeah. But I'm all like WHOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEESSSSS YESYESYES!!!! today. OOW! Why did I say ow? I look down at my hand. BLOOD! I HATE BLOOD! Maybe I was thinking too hard and I started pinching myself. BLEGH. Good job, me.
WOW, ITS ALL READY 8!!!! I go to my mom's room and she says if I walk REALLY slowly and get distracted, I can make it by 9:00. I decide to take
one step, count to two, one step, count to two, etc. etc. I hope I make it on time!
JOHN..................................................................................................................................DOT DOT
So apparently, my mom said I'm way too stressed out to deal with the Her so she said she'll just drive me now and not at the CORRECT TIME. I wonder if me and Landon will be in the same class again. I love that guy, but god, is he a smartalec. This is our last conversation-
"Hey, Landon, you in the SALMENS CLASS BECAUSE I KNOW WHO IS!!!!"
"I ain't tellin you!"
"Aww. Luke come on!!!!! PLEASE!"
"Why should I tell someone who didn't trust me with their Twinkie box?"
"Fine. Guess you're not getting the extras. I'll just give them to Sophie!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
Just so you know those Twinkies are VERY special to Landon. Like he would risk his LIFE for those little happiness breads. As I go past the school, I notice a girl walking one step then jumping twice, then doing it again. I watch her closely and she notices me looking at her like HEEEEEY! When she looks at me she screams and falls on her face. Ouch. But instead of crying, she gets up, looks at me, giggles, chokes on something, probably gum, and runs into the nearby bush. I wonder why she screamed like that, I'm a pretty decent looking guy! My mom doesn't even notice, and I'm like BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WINDOW. I ask my mom if I can walk the rest of the way and she takes it the WRONG way-
"Hey, mommy, mother, the mom machine, th-"
"John, just tell me what you want."
"Ok.So can I like... like uh... walk the rest of the way?"
She starts laughing really hard. Well I guess kids don't get a part in The Declaration Of Independence. So much for the term, "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!" Well, I mean, there was nothing in there about little kids walking to school, but.... uh..... yeah that's all I got. I know this is helpless, but I just can't help but yell,
" GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
I try to open the door and jump out all dramatically, but uh.... yup! LOCKED. OH, JOY! Now my mom has to give me a lecture about jumping out of cars onto the road. OY. Maybe I should just pretend to die... IM GONNA TRY IT! I stick out my tongue and roll up my eyes to the back of my head. I can just barely see her shake her head and smile.
"I'm raising a juvenile delinquent!" She says. Well, that was nice of her to say!
"John, you know what, just walk the rest of the way, I don't want to deal with a little tiny prisoner. And I think that girl hiding behind that bush could use some company." She says. I open the door, and barely hear her say, "And a social life." Well, she is very nice, huh?
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YEAH FIRST PART DONE WHOOOOOO! I have no clue why im this excited. Cool!
anyway,
TO MY FELLOW WATTPADDERS.... OR... WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF, AND MY FEW FRIENDS ON WATTPAD, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, COMMENT HOW THESE TO WEIRDOS MEET AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH LIKE, CANDY, OR, THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND, HER NAME IN WATTPAD IS MAC SOMETHING SOMETHING, GLUTEN FREE STUFF... YEAH I REALLY DONT KNOW. SO YEAH. DO THIS PLEEEAAASSSEEE!
