so a few pals invited me to play dungeons and dragons with them on skype and well shit i'm a nerd
my character is a tiefling warlock named dickridereth, because, well he's a gay stripper
he had sex with a swiss fanfiction writer and he has a sugar daddy now
he has the best stats
let me just post them right here
personality
I settle for nothing less than perfection
Tradition
I want to be famous
I am a sucker for a pretty face
stats
+6 strength
-4 dexterity
+1 constitution
-4 intelligence
+1 wisdom
+6 charisma
-4 acrobatics
+3 animal handlings
-3 arcane
+0 athletics
+0 deception
+0
-2 insight
+2 intimidation
-5 investigation
+1 medicine
-2 nature
+5 perception
+3 performance
+7 persuasion
-10 religion
-1 sight of hand
-4 stealth
+3 survival
alignment
Chaotic evil
weapons
Kink whip - 1d4
Giant dick - 1d8
Sword - 2d6
Magic
Thaumaturgy
Mage hand
Prestidigitation
Hellish Rebuke
Unseen servant
Comprehend languages
so yeah he's really gay
i don't have a drawing for him yet but i might post it soon....
mmm
