Falling For The Bad Boy (SoarinDash Fanfic)

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Okay. So waking up at 7:00 was not a good start to my day. I hate it when it's days like these, what do you mean you don't know what day it is? It's sunday children. OOoooooOOOoOoOoOoOOoO are you stupid? I am the same! I put on my alarm and it didn't work out. I set it for 13:00. Cause i want 2982279974879 hours of sleep not 6. Fuck you alarm.

"hey, hey hey heeeyeyuhaowioaofawofihaiofhwiho DASH!" familiar voices are not so good with me. Sorry mum. I don't give two shits.

"Whatttttttttttttt I'm busy."

"Dash stop being lazy and come down now. Someone wants to see you."

"Tell them I'll be back after I've hibernated 1 million times."

"Dash I'll take away the internet."

Bitch no. I will not let you take away my internet, you can try, but you will die before you could. I would stab you. Try me. I walked down stairs in the same way I always have, slowly walking down trashing my self about just so I knew what it was like to be lazy everyday, even though I was. Doing this had no matter to some people, but to me it was just me expressing myself, isn't that what people always say? Express yourself... nope that's Monster High never mind.

"Hi, what do you want." Is what I said, leaning on the wall, trying to not fall asleep, (may I say that was this was the worst 5 minutes of my life.)

"Hello, :)." 

Oh jesus, this will be a barrel of laughs.

"Ugh, don't be so formal it doesn't suit you."

"Shut up I think it does."

"Not with you bitch."

Who can guess who it is? OooOoOoOOo. The suspence is rising. Really? You don't know? Here's a clue, Initials are SS.

No?

It's Soarin. Duh. Who the fuck else? Jesus, you really need to go on the internet more, just make sure you know what your looking at on DeviantArt. 

"Sh, dash, I'll give you an update,"

 he started to walk away slowly, 

"I'm gonna be your neighbor bitch!"

While pointing to the big ass house next to him. Because I live on a circle road thingy so it wasn't literally next to me, but y'know, what reaction would it be except a roll of eyes. I don't think he wanted that reaction but he still laughed. It wasn't a laugh laugh, but it was a small chuckle.

"HA! I HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT SKIES! YOU LIKE ME!"

"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW! ;)"

"I HAVE EYES!"

"OR DO YOU."

"OH MY GOD. ILLUMINATI."

Who else realizes we're playing the shouting game? Like, the ship is already here, author forget you the story is now done, 1 chapter in and it's already done.

Shut up me! You know that moment when you realize your talking to yourself. That's me all the time.

I shut the door 'cause he was walking away, so I walked into the kitchen, pulled out my phone and went on Instagram, at least now I can look at my favorite KPOP bands from afar, and maybe stumble into the good 'ole dank meme. I'm sorry, I just like doing that thing. It's funny. I love when I scroll down and find a stupid cartoon meme. Like, wow. Now children, things are now not so innocent, but hey, welcome to the internet.

"Soarin seems like a good person for you." 

"Mom, really? I'm saying this now, um,  no."

"Ah, I remember my high school romance."

I'm surprised she even had any romance. 

"You must've had fun, haha."

"Indeed."

WOAH MOM THAT WAS A JOKE NOT LITERAL. I don't think she took it the way I intended there. Wow, amazing.

I would say now my innocence is gone, but it's been gone for a long time.

Same for dignity.

I opened up messenger on my phone and typed up a message to Rarity. I wanted to tell her everything, but I think it'd be too long and she'd die after the first word cause she doesn't like reading my texts.

Alright, sent.

...

Okay a message back good how it was so quick or else I would've never seen it again.

~ Chat ~

marshmellowrainbows: hey rarity soarin is living next to me. I cant wait to hear the sound of a bed rocking every night what a sweet lullaby

tumblr is not my obsession: how much I ship it and it's only 1 message so far

marshmellowrainbows: okay then have fun on ur shopping spree bai bai food is calling my name and how can i ignore my best friend.

tumblr is not my obsession: then why r u leaving me?

marshmellowrainbows: cause ur not food. duh. unless im a cannibal ;)

~ Chat end ~

Okay that conversation ended up in a weird place. I'm sorry.

So morning very quickly turned to noon and I was taking a nap. Until I heard clacking, maybe 2 more and uh, then there was a small shard, the whole window didn't break, just a shard.

I decided to open the window. 

Hey, guess who it was? Skies! And his friends but they're all the stupid ass boys so you can take a handful.

"What the fuck do you want?!"

"To annoy you,"

"Well, it works."

"Good to know, I like doing it so I might do it often."

"Well, now you made me look like an idiot, thanks,"

"I am pretty good at that stuff Dashie. But wouldn't you know that of all things?"

"Yeah, well you just covered my image."

He was getting ready to throw another rock but aimed it at my forehead, before I said,

"Throw another rock I fucking dare you."

"Alright, is it that week? Eh, I don't care. Yet it is the beginning of August, best to get it now than later! Isn't that right Dash?"

"I will murder you and feed you to your family."

I closed the window and went back on my bed and texted Soarin with

'I'm not your fucking toy stop messing with me I'm not a little girl and your not my fucking dad playing dolls."

I don't know if he took it lightly or not. So yeah.

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OVER 1000 WORDS BISH YASS!

I love this ship and my cover, so yeah.

I just realized I put 'So yeah' alot in this book. I'm sorry.

Pegasusgril is out

BAIIIII