Falling For The Bad Boy (SoarinDash Fanfic)

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~ A/N: Honestly, I've not given up on this story. I mean, it's so cringe that I die every time I think of it. It's okay though, I'm treating you all to this. ~ 

Kill me. Please.

Literally.

Okay, so, this guy, right, this guy, you still with me? This guy, he... he's seriously fucked up. I mean, come on. This is ridiculous. He tries to hit on my friends to get with me? I mean...

What?

Why try to go for my friends when you're going for me, like, huh? I mean, it was kinda funny when Pinkie just called him out on it. She was like, "Soarin', if you like Dashie, just go up and talk to her." I literally just rolled on the floor laughing my ass off. I couldn't, I was dead.

Thankfully, I was able to distract myself with Twilight's ramblings about some K-POP band called EXO, I mean, if you're gonna like K-POP, at least ramble about a good band like BTS.

That was a joke, don't come after me, I'm sorry.

I mean, sorry-not-sorry, but, sorry.

Getting back to the dick, he really... I don't know... pisses me off? I mean, it's a bit weird to admit and I kinda hate myself for it, but honestly, he isn't that bad of a guy. I mean, I hate 'em, but I at least tolerate him, but only a little. 

Kill me. Please.

Now before you go all Dragon Ball Z and Street Fighter on me, hear me out. Yes, he's a dick, and yes, I'm a bitch. Most people say it's the perfect match, like Pinkie and Rarity, but fuck them. His friends aren't that bad though. I kinda feel bad for them, and wonder what the hell they were thinking when they became his friends. I know some of them have crushes on my friends, which is fucking weird. I am gonna be a good friend and protect them all from them because for fucks sake, hell no.

The idea is terrifying to me. Y'know, them all being together. It just screams no to me.

But anyway, getting back to this very important matter, it's Scootaloo's birthday today! Do you know what this means?

I have to blow up all the balloons.

I had to look up on wikihow on how to blow one, but I did get my friends to help me. Only Fluttershy and Sunset could blow them, and they even helped me because I couldn't blow it right. Everyone else just set up something else. AJ and I both helped set up this bouncy-house, but it was like a dungeon, so it was about 20% cooler than other bouncy-houses. I quit the balloons half-way through trying. Pinkie just baked somewhere, probably in my house. Twilight ran around 'organizing' everything. It's a birthday party for a kid. I don't think you need to really do much. 

It ran pretty smoothly, nothing wrong really happened. A kid did barf on me though, that was gross. I asked what Pinkie put in the cupcakes, and she said,

"I forgot to add water in one of them, so after I baked it, I just poured water over it and then some baking soda, I then put in it in the oven and the fridge. It looked normal but I guess the taste wasn't." I face-palmed, y'know in those moments where you're like oh-my-god-you're-an-idiot-but-it's-okay-because-we're-friends? Yeah.

That was one of those moments.

Skies and his 'friends' showed up to probably hope someone's virginity will be stolen.

I held my head up high, and I gave him exactly what he needed.

A realist.

~ And this is where it ends! Don't worry, the story isn't ending, but the chapter is. This took my whole weekend, so you better not bitch about this not being good enough. Oh, and you can guess all of his friends, although it's pretty obvious because they're my ships. Literally just look up the not-lesbian ships that are the most popular and pick one. None of them involve the fluttercord shipper Spike, aswell. He's. a. kid. No.

Yes, AJ is also gonna be single. sHUT UP. ~