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He dose or says something stupid

Kogitsunemaru

It was kinda hard to believe that he managed to what he did....
"Now tell again how you got stuck?"M/n was confused while looking at his boyfriend.
"Well I wanted to know if I could get my head out once I go it and it worked....just my hair got caught...."
M/n rubbed his face in frustration.
"So you thought it would be fun to stick your head though Metal bar completely forgetting about how long your hair is and the door that I open and close everyday....and didn't take in the fact of your hair getting caught soon as I opened the door..."

The more m/n summed it the more his head started to hurt.
"Yeah that sounds about it."Maru said with a smile on his face.
"This has to the stupidest thing you've done."After running to open the door to set your boyfriend free you two enjoy the cake you brought back.

Higekiri

Everytime something fly's by Higekiri ducks and we'll you get hit with whatever has been thrown.
"You know for the rest of today I'm not standing behind you or remotely close to you..."M/n said standing at a distance.
"What you didn't hear what I said last night?Well I'll repeat it!Starting tomorrow which is today-Whatever life throws at me I'm going to duck so it hits someone else.Which happens to be you or anyone behind me."M/n deadpanned and walked away with Higekiri following behind.

M/n wanted some type of payback for the pain in his face.He saw Gajeel throwing things at Izaya and one object flew towards us and like Higekiri,M/n ducked and allowed his boyfriend to take the hit.
"Okay I had that coming.."With that M/n helped the blond Haired male up and went to an arcade where Higekiri ended up getting hit with a Teddy bear you threw behind you.

Juzumaru

Juzu is odd when he wakes up on the morning so you tend to let him sleep on the weekend.But it was now 1:45pm and you started to worry,so you went to your room to wake him up.
"Potato,it's time to wake up~"M/n cooed shacking the Ravenette.
Juzumaru rolled over and looked at M/n with Tired eyes.
"I can't get out of bed...."M/n raised his eyebrow and Asked.
"Why not?"

"The blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now,I might lose their trust!"M/n though it was cute but realized that was a stupid excuse for not getting out of bed.
"You know what I'm gonna use that on Erwin...but I'm pretty sure you would want to eat the potato salad I made for you?"Juzu eyes snapped open at the mention of his favorite food.
"Sorry blankets but I must leave food calls for me!"Juzumaru up and ran out of the room.
"I'm really going to use that on Erwin."

Ookurikara

You have been on a few errands and left Ash with Ookuri what could possibly happen in 20 minutes?Allot apparently.
"I'm hom-WHAT IN THE HELL!!!"
Soon as you walked in you find your boyfriend tied up with yarn and Ash eating his food.
"Okay there's a reason for this!"You shook your head and cut the yarn from the Ceiling fan.
"Okay so I was playing with Ash and threw the ball of yarn to see if he could catch it but it went to high and I forgot to turn of the fan so it started rapping around and before I knew it I was tied up....and ash wouldn't help..."
There was an awkward silence.

"I wouldn't help you either because that was highly stupid of you...So good boy~"You went over to Ash and pats his head while leaving a still tied up Ookuri.

Tsurumaru

Frankly your we're ready to Push your hyper boyfriend in a closet.
It was hell for you.Bad jokes AMD puns everywhere!Only because he drunk you energy drink for work.
"One more please!"You sigh knowing this was never going to end so you nod.
"Okay!What the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?!"honestly you didn't want to know but you said what anyways.
"Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"He started laughing and fell on the floor and to make him stop Eren sat on him.

You shake your head and walked away.
"Shit now I need to run to the store and by another one..."

Mikazuki

Mikazuki has woke you up more than once in the middle of the night asking stupid questions that made some type of since.First time was at 12:00am
"M/n...If you work as a security at a Samsung store,dose that make you guardian of the galaxy?"
You looked over at him and went back to sleep.Next time he woke you up was at 3:45am
"Snowflake...If you get out the shower clean then how dose your towel get dirty?"You then smacked him with a pillow and told him to go back to sleep.

Now the last time was very unexpected for you because it was 5:00am and he was hovering over you with a piece of paper.
"If 55 is "fifty five" and 44 is "forty-four"Shouldn't 11 be "onety-one"!?"
You got irritated and pushed him out of bed,rolled over and went back to sleep....but it didn't work..
"You idiot that kinda made some since...I hate you..."

Ichigo

There was a big boom on the other side of the mansion and you,Yato,and Dazai ran to see what happened.
"How in the hell..."all three of you said when you saw red paint everywhere.
"Ummm art is an explosion....Help?"
You deadpanned and demanded an explanation for the mess.
"Well I made a bet with Uta that I could cover each wall of this room in paint and I won the bet with a bang!
Get it bang!?"You walked away so quick.

But your paint covered boyfriend though it would be fun to hug you.
"No let go!"You both fell to the floor and rolled covering the floor in red paint making it look like murder once you gave up and lay on your back.Someone walked back and yelled.
"Holy Fuck!Ichigo killed m/n!"Yelled a scared Uta.
"I swear both of you are stupid...."

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