Mya: Hi guys! Jade is sleeping right now so I'll introduce-
Me: *enters* Mya I will slaughter you.
Mya: *backs away*
Me: *smiles* hey guys so we got two dares! *looks at phone* from ASelfHelpGuide .....
Me: *looks at Mya who is on her phone*
Mya: *quickly hides her phone* I didn't do it!
Bria: *yawns* what's the commotion all about?
Me: We got dares from Mya.
Bria: I thought only I did inside dare jobs....
Swift: *enters* I know another job you can do~ *makes inappropriate hand movements*
Rebel: *enters and sees what Swift is doing* Swift knock it off!
Swift: *rolls his eyes and stops* sorry mom.
Rebel: -_- fuck you
Ghost and Mc: *enter*
Mc: what the hell is going on?
Me: everything! Now let's get these two dares started.
Swift: *snakes an arm around Bria and pulls her close to him* hey babe~
Me: first dare. No one here can flirt with each other for this chapter.
Bria:....bye Swift *moves his arm away from her*
Swift: *turns and glares at Mya* I will end you.
Mya: I will castrate you...
Swift: *moves a few steps farther away*
Me: *looks at Ghost* I had some good pick up lines too.
Ghost: *rolls eyes and sits on the couch*
Mya: IS THAT ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE COUCH!!!???
Ghost:...no...
Mc: Dudes stop yelling.
Me: oh that reminds me second dare. Mc you can not say dude or dudette for this whole chapter.
Mc: I can roll with that. I don't say dudette anyway. *shrugs*
Bria: *checks out Swift and licks lip*
Swift: *wink*
Me: *gets in between them* no!
Rebel: this chapter doesn't really involve me. I don't hit on any of you. I'm going to workout.
Me: fine bye Reb.
Rebel: bye readers cause I'm not coming back in here with these morons *leaves*
Bria: ooo Ghost he called you a moron.
Ghost: *shrugs*
Swift: *whispers to Bria* nice ass toots
Mya: Hey! I heard that! *points to them*
Bria: you didn't hear anything *slowly backs away*
Me: Bria you can't leave.
Bria: shit. Well, you can't blame a girl for trying.
Mc: she's trying to escape us!!!
Bria: tried Mc, I tried too.
Mc: .....
Swift: *moves close to Bria undetected and unclips her bra from under her shirt*
Bria: SWIFT! *covers her chest*
Mya: now you can run off
Bria: *quickly goes to the bathroom*
Me: *slowly turns and glares at Swift* you failed so many times already.
Mc: yo my bro doesn't get it.
Me: how many other words do you use instead of dude?
Mc: man, bro, girl, yo, and son
Me: this dare did like......nothing!
Mya: *takes notes* I see.
Ghost: *takes a nap*
Me: *is about to dump water on him*
Ghost: *keeps his eyes closed* ...don't even think about it...
Me: then wake up! You can't sleep!
Bria: *comes back out* Jade now we gotta end this chapter so I can get revenge on Swift.
Me: your *quotes* revenge is not really revenge.
Mya: I don't want to think about it!
Me: *sighs* fine this chapter will end.
¡Adios mi amigos!
Mc: English do you speak it women!?
Me: no
Mya: see ya guys on the flip side!
Bria: what the hell is the flip side? Anyway *evilly smirks and looks at Swift* bye boys and girls. Bria is about to have some fun.
Me: ah come on man!
Ghost: *waves bye as he still lays on the couch*
Mc: see ya *takes a moment to think* my chaotic bros!
Mya: *puckers lips and glares*
Swift: *smiles and Bria* let's do this.
Bria: *takes his hand and walks him to his room*
Me: *_* oh lord.
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Street Punks Truth or Dare!!!!
HumorThe title says it all. People seem to love my street punks stories better so here's another one! Enjoy!
