Who I am! Nerd (Sasuke and kiba love story)

Morning disasters

Mana pov.
I looked at a sleeping Sasuke and a cat. Those two never seize to amaze me Hehehe. I walked into an extra room and started preparing it for Sasuke cause I don't want him sleeping on the couch. I sighed and went out of the room and went to my other room. A room no one but me Kuro,and Kiba  has gone into. People think that I can't fight,but I can. I just ....I just don't like to hurt people unless I really have too. I know right I could've defended myself from my ex but at that time I locked it away. I wanted to never fight so I locked my memory of learning how to fight away. I .... because of anime And my loyalty for Zero *cough* I learned how to wield  weapons!  Yea so thanks to my precious anime I store everything in that room. I hold swords ,daggers,my MANGA*cough*, some guns....hehe you don't know ok. You don't know if zombies or vampires come!!! Well actually if they are from Vampire Night I don't mind *wink wink*. Any who yea Kiba knows and he sure was shocked ! Also cause I have like a training room with punching bags and stuff ya know. Ahh I still remember.
Flash back:
"Hey Momo!"
"Whats up?"
"Why do have alot of rooms and why are they locked?"
"Uh cause I don't use them." Lie.
"Really let me see!"
" Nah next time."
"Are you hiding something? Cause even Kuro here looks like he is sweating." I glared at Kuro. He lowered his head .
"N-No why would I?"
"Liar!"
"Neva!"
"Open the door!"
"Bite me!" We glared at eachother and he smirked.
"I will!"  My eyes widened . I started backing away . "Come on Kiba .."
"Momooo haha" He then cornered me .
"Come Kiba you won't right ?" He smirked and he lowered himself to my ear and whispered,"Oh I would." And then
that meanie BIT ME  on the neck!!!!!
"AHHHH!" I smacked Kiba. He started laughing and my face grew heat . Ba dump Ba dump Ba dump. My heart was racing what is this?
"Momo show me now!!"
"Fine fine! Meanie!" He stuck out his tongue and I pouted. I got my keys and opened and said,"FEAST YOUR EYES!"
He walked in shocked he looked at me and yelled,"What the hell!!? You have like dojo or what?" I laughed at his face and said,"I enjoy this stuff!" He turned serious.
"Then why don't you fight your bullies? And him?"
"Cause I don't like to fight so I made myself forget. "
"Oh but do you remember now?"
I nodded .
"Ever since the incident." He nodded and said proudly," My momo is a badass!!"
I giggled and said,"Yea so I can protect myself!"
He gasped ,"No! I will always protect you!"
I smiled and kissed his cheek. We hugged and I mumbled into his chest,
"Always?"
"Alway."
Flashback over
I giggled and went to the living room. I nudged at Sasuke.
"Uerghhhh"
"Sasuke come I have prepared a room for you."
"*Yawns * Thanks Momo."
Aweeee so adorable
"Its all good ."
I then headed to bed and slept with Kuro by my side.

Um sleep sleep snooze snooze

I woke up and an idea came to me. I smirked evily and I saw Kuro . I motioned for him to come and I told him of my plan.
"Meow!"
I smiled and grabbed a pan and a wooden spoon.
I walked into the room and
And
And

SAW SASUKE HALF NAKED!!!!!
"*cat hisses*!!!"
"AHHHHHH!"
I then smacked Sasuke on the head and heat run to my face.
"PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!!!"
"AHHHH WHAT THE HELL!!"
"AHH SORRY I MEANT TO WAKE YOU UP WITH MY PAN!"
"BY HITTING ME?!!"
"PSSH NO ! MAKING NOISE!"
"YOU EVIL PERSON!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING!?"
We stopped and stared. I then got a quirky smile and said,"Come on breakfast is ready!" He sighed,
"Ok I'll be there in a minute."
I walked out and nodded to Kuro. Plan B!
I then started setting everything up for when he comes. I smiled and admired my work.
Thank you Kiba and Naruto!
My phone rang with a message. Speak of the devil. It was a message from Kiba. Aka in my contacts as "Handsome dog" I laughed at it.
"Morning my beautiful Momo! ❤️😉"
I smiled at it and replyed
," Morning my Handsome devil 💕😍"
I giggled and started making breakfast. I then heard the door open and so I turned and grabbed my camera. My first trap should be on in 3 2 1 and "*crash* WHAT THE HELL?" I giggled and heard feet stomping and then the second trap activated .
"MOMO!!!!"
I laughed at the sight . There Sasuke was his clothes covered in glue and feathers. Kuro was there rolling on the floor laughing. I laughed and said,"Now you look like a duck!" He glared at me .
"Wait one more thing!" I quickly grabbed a duck nose out of no where and tip toes and put it on him. I cackled and started taking pictures.
All in different angles.
"Oh yea!"
"Work it!"
"Damn good!"
"Thats good!"
"Come on flap them feathers!"
He glared and grabbed my face . Like LITERALLY. Like in the anime when the person is going crazy and the person just grabs their face cause their hand is big enough.
"Mphf! Mmpf!"
"I have no idea what your saying but that won't save you."
He then glared at Kuro who stopped laughing and started backing away slowly. I then grabbed his hand twisted it and flipped him bringing me on him. I smirked at his shocked face and said,"Now do you want breakfast being burnt?" He immediately shaked his head and I laughed getting off to serve them. It was eggs with bacon on the side. I made them into a smiley face. They both sat down and I served and they started digging into the food. I smiled and ate.
After finishing I got two bentos and filled them with our lunch. I turned to Sasuke and asked,
"You don't mind me making you lunch?"
He shaked his head and said,"Your food is amazing."
I smiled and said,"Hey Kuro you wanna come today?" He nodded while Sasuke gave a confused face.
"Shhhh me and Kiba are sneaking our friends in!" He shaked his head and said
,"Won't Akamaru bite Kuro?"
I shaked my head,"No they get along very well. It was when I first found Kuro thats when things were ...... out of hand."
"Kuro was a stray?"
I nodded,"Yea he was like me uncared for . So when I found him he hated people even me at one point,but I showed him he wasn't the only one. Eventually we got along and we understand eachother." I smiled at him and said,"If you don't get the reference kill yourself!"
"What stupid reference?!"
"His name is KURO from BLUE EXORCIST!!!!"
"How should I KNOW OF STUPID ANIME IF ITS STUPID!"
"YOUR STUPID!"
"SAYS THE ONE THAT GOT OFFENDED!"
I glared at him and grabbed a towel and threw it at him .
"Clean yourself up!"
He glared and I smiled at Kuro and said,"Wow I felt like a badass doing that.!" He came and purred around my feet. I grabbed Kuro and frowned at Sasuke,"You don't mind walking to school do you?" His eyes widened and said,"Its fine but how come you never got a car."
"I can my parents were wealthy so I inherit their money but I don't blow it off besides its nice walking!" He nodded and we walked together. That was the problem I frowned to which he noticed.
"Whats wrong?"
"Is it right to be walking with you? Knowing it can interfere with your reputation?"
"Pfft as if I care. I don't care ."
I nodded and Kuro stuck his head out and Sasuke started petting him. I smiled and heard an all too familiar voice,
"HEY MOMO....and Sasuke." Kiba muttered. I smiled and hugged him while kissing his cheek.
"Whats with sasuke here?"
"He lives with me!"
"WHAT!?"
"Its cool . At least I play."
He pouted ,"But thats why I'm there ."
I giggled and whispered in his ear about this morning. He broke out in laughter and I said," I'll send you the pics later!" He nodded
"I hope your not talking about me."
We turn to see Sasuke in dark aura.
"Hehehe ....maybe."
"RUN!"
"AHHHH!!!"