SAERAN AND MC

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LOOK!!! THIS IS MY BABE!!! FOREVER MY BABE!!! < ALONG WITH V!!! 

But HeS My BaBe!! okIE

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Saeran:MC?

Saeran:I think I'm Gay

MC:....Saeran are you drunk?

Saeran: No

Saeran: Maybe

Saeran....Yes.

MC: Lololol did Seven take you to the bar tonight?

Saeran: I dunno

MC: Sae...your not gay...Jumin is

Saeran: But I'm dating you, so I must be gay

MC:Saeran I'm female

Saeran: But...Saeyoung said that things changed since I've been in Mint Eye

Saeran: That Gay means I'm dating a different gender and Straight means the opposite

MC: Sae, Seven is only taking advantage of your drunk state

MC:The only gay love birds in the RFA are Yoosung and Zen <their dating actually

Saeran:......

Saeran: This world is weird

Saeran: Saeyoung said your an alien from Mars

MC:😂😂No sweetie, okay where are you?

Saeran: At Saeyoung house, he keeps giving me these drinks that burn down my throat

MC: Okay I'm coming to pick you up

Saeran: But aren't I too heavy

MC:....

MC:Saeran get off the damn phone and wait until I get there

MC:I'm gonna fucking kill Seven

Saeran:MOM!! WHY YOU GOTTA CURSE!

MC:.....Sae....do you need a butt woopen?

Saeran:NUUUU!!! 😭🤧

MC:I swear when your drunk your cute as hell...Okay I'm about to come pick you up! Bye!

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