Taemin Jimin Booty

the donut incident

I just want to note that this is all fiction. none is of these stories are meant to be taken seriously. thanks and enjoy~!!
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Monday
11:34am
Jimin's POV
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Jimin wiped out his phone faster than lightning itself to contact one of his beloved hyungs after filming for a show with his members. He finally had time to hang out with his friends which excited him a lot. He texted Kai first.

JM: Hello hyung are you busy rn? :3
KAI: yeah im fucking eating nachos rn ttyl im busy.

Frustrated, Jimin sighed and threw his phone onto the glass table. He decided to face the harsh reality & text Taemin.

JM: hey hyung are you busy?

Taemin viewed the message which gave Jimin hope to not spend the rest of his day alone. A minute goes by, then 5 minutes, then 8 minutes. Jimin got more frustrated and decided to text Taemin again.

Taemin: hello? 6v6
Jimin: Hyung you read my message why didn't you respond?
Taemin: oh
Taemin: i was watching porn so I wasn't bothered.

Jimin pouted. He was slightly annoyed but he could understand. Like who wants to be bothered by their friends when they are trying to bust a nut on pornhub? It was just too relatable.

Jimin: lit but do you want to hang out? I'm free from my hellish schedule.

Taemin responded a few minutes later.

Taemin: alright. where do you want to hang out at?
Jimin: I was thinking we could go to a café like always.
Taemin: ok but is Kai going?
Jimin: no he's....busy.
Taemin: alright. my dumbass friends  aren't coming so yours shouldn't either. just you and me. nobody else is important

Jimin was slightly confused. The last line caught him off-guard for a second. It seemed kinda gay.

Jimin: bro
Taemin: bro
Jimin: bro
Taemin: what bro?
Jimin: miss me with that gay shit bro.
Taemin: why you gotta make everything weird bro?
Jimin: that was you bro.
Taemin: whatever bro. see you at noon.
Jimin: aight bro.

~12pm~
Taemin POV
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Taemin pulled up at Jimin's place. "Get in loser; we're going shopping." Taemin said as he lowered the glass car window. Taemin watched Jimin get in the passenger seat next to him. Jimin turned to face Taemin as he was reversing the car. "Why did you quote Mean Girls?" Jimin asked. Taemin then replied with, "Mean Girls is my favorite movie. So much tea." Taemin was later focusing with his trashy driving skills. Jimin used this opportunity to take the aux chord to blast his music. He started to play Ms. New Booty which was his all time favorite bop.

Booty Booty rockin' everywhere
Booty Booty rockin' everywhere
Rockin' everywhere, Rockin' everywhere.

Taemin & Jimin were going hard & singing along to the vulgar lyrics. After the song was over, the car all of the sudden got silent. Ah fuck I made every thing awkward like always. Taemin thought. Lee fucking Taemin say something you worthless piece of trash. He later had the nerve to say something. "Do you wanna get some donuts?" Jimin's face lightened and nodded shyly. Taemin got flustered at seeing his cute dongsaeng being shy. He couldn't help but chuckle. "You know... no homo, but you're really cute Jiminnie. " He saw Jimin look at him in the corner of his eye. "Bro. Not this again. I said to miss me with all this gay shit." This made Taemin defensive in a joking matter. "bRO I SAID NO HOMO" Jimin laughed. They were both enjoying themselves.

~12:45pm~
Jimin's POV
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They both arrive at a donut shop. Taemin decided to order for both of them while Jimin went to get somewhere to sit. Jimin chose a table next to the large window in which you could see the busy pedestrians, loud cars & annoying ass children. Ah, the life in the city. Jimin thought. After thinking Taemin sat in front of him. "Hey dude what kind did you get?" Jimin asked impatiently to eat. "Jelly filling." Taemin responded.

After eating and chatting, something caught Jimin's attention. It was the sight of intimidating, middle aged men slowly approaching them. Oh shit something is about to go down. He tapped Taemin's arm to get his attention to look at the men. When Taemin turned around he recognized them. Jimin was confused. "Hyung, do you know them?"  Taemin nodded. "They're my drug dealers."

what.
wHAT.
WHAT.

Jimin laughed nervously. "Are you fucking serious?" Taemin looked at him & stared at him in an annoyed way. "No, I was joking. I don't do drugs. I'M A CHILD OF GOD." Jimin was relieved. "I thought you were actually serious, I'm sorry hyung. But who are they?" Taemin whispered. "I told them I didn't want to date their ugly ass son because I'm not gay & they are still bitter about it. I don't care though. I don't want to suck his dick." He went back to eating his jelly donuts. Then the men came up to Taemin. The man in the right grabbed Taemin by his collar. "I told you to stay out of my sight did I not?" Taemin started laughing nervously. Jimin was shocked & he started sweating intensely. He was trying to figure out what to do.

jESUS OF THE LOVING GOD WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?! Jimin thought. So Jimin grabbed a donut and planned to throw it at the guy, but it hit a young girl in her chest. She was a worker. Her entire chest was covered with dough & jelly. Jimin felt so bad. "oH MY GOD IM SO SORRY" Taemin & the man got distracted by what just happened. Jimin's face was bright red. He never felt so embarrassed. The girl looked at Jimin as he kept apologizing. All she did was yell at all three at them. Apparently, she was the manager. But Taemin and the random man couldn't stop laughing at the situation. This caused the nearby people to stare at them. Soon enough they were laughing too. Jimin was even more embarrassed.

1:25pm
Taemin's POV
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In the end, Taemin & Jimin as well as the random man were kicked out. "hyung I feel so bad. I didn't mean to throw a donut on her boobs!!" Jimin expressed. "Plus everybody laughed at me." he stressed. lNo lie though, her boobs looked better." Taemin said in effort to comfort Jimin in a twisted way which Jimin ignored.  Taemin just listened to Jimin rant. Taemin hugged him as they walked, "At least we got to hang out right? Don't stress too much about it. The damaged was done." Jimin glanced at Taemin. "You know all you bring is bad luck, right?" Taemin laughed. "Let's hang out sometime again." Jimin was shook at what he heard. "Nope." He said. Taemin got triggered at that. Their eventful day finally came to an end.

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