Cry Baby (Clyde x Reader)

B.G.F.F

(Your pov)

I stood at my locker, packing books in my bag but stopped when I heard a squeel from behind me.
I turn to see my one of my two best friends, Nichol.
"(Y/n), I have some beans to spill!" She yelped.
She always did this when she had something juicy to gossip about with me.
"Go on." I say.
"Okay, so...." she starts rambling on about what happens in the girls lockerroom and some shit like that. But, I drift off in my own thoughts.
Nichol and I are polor opposites but I guess opposites attrack right?
".....And then this whole thing went on with the tampon." She finishes.
"Thats some crazy shit." I say.
"I know right!" She smiles.
I smile back and finish putting my books in my bag then shut my locker only to be met face to face with Clyde my B.G.F.F.
(Best guy friend forever)
"Hey, (y/n)." He smirks, with his playboy smirk.
"Hi Clyde." I say.
"How's my little bunny boo doing?" He asks.
"Why do you call me that?" I question.
"Because it's cute. And every playboy needs a bunny." He answers.
(See what I did there. Playboy bunny.)
"Uh-huh." I roll my eyes.
He smiles and follows me as I walk.
"Wanna hang with me later?" He asks.
"I would but, I have work to do. Sorry." I say.
He frowns.
"I still love you though ya big baby." I poke his cheek and walk out.

(Sorry if this chapter seems short. It's like 12:10 in the A.M. and I'm SUPER out of it.
Anyway, hope you like it so far. I'll see you Fuckers later.
Craig: This chapter was short....
Me: yeah! Like your dick Craig!
Clyde, Stan, Token, Kenny, ect: *snickering in background*)

(P.s. I love the pic at the top. The one with his ass facing the screen is Clyde)