I woke up with this man's stank ass morning breath blowing right into my nose.
"Ew fuck" I yelled pushing Jahseh off the bed, making him fall to the ground and wake up.
"RUN UP!!!" Jahseh yelled standing up swinging.
"Bitch sit yo small ugly ass down" I said rolling my eyes as I walked to my bathroom to brush my teeth.
"Fuck you" he said laying back down and trying to fall back asleep. (This used to be me when my mom would wake me up for school and then walk put of my room so I would go right back to sleep)
I went into my bathroom and brushed my teeth before stripping out of my clothing and playing my 'hype playlist'
'Lorde pretty flako jodye 2' by A$AP Rocky came on making me immediately hype.
I turned on the water and began rapping.
(Skipping her lame ass dumb ass fuxking studio session in the shower Lil bitch)
I got out the shower and dried myself off before throwing on some random clothes I thought looked good.
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(Yes I made this shot on polyvore bitch)
I braided my hair up and only put on a little makeup with some coco chanel.
"X COME TELL ME I LOOK GOOD" I yelled making me hear him groan from across the house.
He dragged his ugly ass self into my room before his eyes widened.
"The fuxk is in yo hand?"
I looked down at the small ass yellow purse.
"It's a purse" I rolled my eyes as he sucked his teeth.
"You look ok" he said before leaving back to the guest room.
Oh hell no. Who the fuck looks "ok"? I know I look like a full course fucking meal.
"BRING DAT ASS HERE BOI!!" (DC young fly voice)
"What bitch?" He yelled making me get mad and throw a flip flop at him.
"I'm leaving" he groaned making me give him a stale face.
"I'm coming" I laughed making him give me the 'really face'.
"I wanna see Ski. That's my bestfriend" I laughed making X give me a crazy look.
"That's my bitch back the fuck up" X said in a gay ass voice making me bust out laughing.
"There's nothing funny he was just telling me the other day my ass was getting fat" X said making tears come out of my eyes.
"Ima peeeee" I cried
He chuckled before we hopped in his car and drove back to his house.
"What's your real name?"
"Jahseh"
"Oh mines Katalina" I smiled making him roll his eyes.
"I know " he said speeding past some crusty ass old lady who was driving -100 MPH on the highway.
"You so disrespectful" I said raising one of my THICK ASS GOOD ASS DELICIOUS ASS GORGEOUS ASS EYEBROWS. (I'm sorry that there's something wrong with me)
"I try my best" he said Makin me roll my eyes.
"Just hurry up and take me to see my bestfriend Skiiiiii" I laughed turning up the Kendrick Lamar that was playing through his cars speakers.
Authors Note pissy pussy thots:
This chapter is shit but hey I posted a chapter. I'm getting like 0 feedback on this so show some love bitches.
