Former Playboy{Jikook}[Completed]

Chapt. 1

Jungkook's POV

Hoe 1 "OMG OPPA love me!"
Hoe 2 "NO ME"
Hoe 3 "OPPA I can suck you off better!!"

Yeah...this is what I go through every morning, dealing with needy bitches is part of my morning routine🙃

Suga"He don't want none of you flat booty hoes he rather some suga!"
Hoes 123"WHAT?!?"
Jk"Hyung!"
Suga"Don't deny it"

He walked away. I sighed and walked to class.

Almond head hoe"Hey~ do you wanna come over to my place tonight Jungkook?
Jk"No I already did you I'm not doing some almond head bitch again"
Almond head hoe"wha-"
Fake boobs" Yeah he wants a real women to do him, isn't that right Jungkookie?"
Jk" 1 don't call me 'Jungkookie' and 2-"
Eomma Jin"2 REAL women want respect"

He looked her up and down

Eomma Jin" Hoes want attention , now get lost both of you before I call your mothers!!

They both scurried away because Jin will do it...like he practically knows everyone's mom...don't ask how or why just keep reading please k thanks.

Jk"where did you learn that one?"
Eomma Jin"Drake"

Before I could respond the teacher came in saying we have a new student, hm, new student =new target, I already fucked more than half the students here boys and girls so this should be easy to achieve.

Teacher "please welcome-"
Fake boobs and other sluts"OPPA"
I looked over and saw a goddess that blessed my eyes

"1 I'm not your fucking 'oppa' and 2 Im Park Jimin former playboy nice to meet you"

He said with a smile that can melt me faster than my teachers hot breath and a wink.

Teacher" oh former playboy...anything el-"
GTBME"I'm bi-sexual if you don't like it fuck off"
Teacher"oh...well okay then take a seat any-"

The whole class bursted out laughing when the teacher stopped and looked at Jimin. He was fucking twerking! DAMN...that ass tho.

He then walked to an empty seat and guess who he sat beside...guess...I said fucking guess!!...

FAKE BOOBS

Fake boobs" He-"
Jimin(aka jibooty aka GTBME)" Don't talk to me 'till you have real boobs and and a butt"

Fake boobs was left speechless and all the guys laughed because they all knew she had fake boobs but no one ever said anything about it

*TIME SKIP*

Me, suga hyung and Jin hyung were all eating sitting at our normal table talking about who we fucked last night, you know, normal stuff like that, 'till we heard yelling and like fifty million "OPPA"

Jk"who-OMG ITS BAE"

There he was, with all his glory, Park Jibooty Jimin, MY BAE.

JM"Sorry no autographs people"

He sat down and immediately people were pushing and shoving to sit next to him

Sluts 1 billion"Oppa will you go out with me?"
Man hoes 1 billion" No bitches he don't want flat booty hoes *sings Nicki Manaj Anaconda* he want something he can grab"

They all started shaking their butts😶

Eomma Jin"WTF ALL YOU BITCHES ARE CRAZY!"

After about 50 million years later they finally left him alone and I took this chance to go up to him

Jk"Hi I'm Jungkook current playboy and sex-god"
Jm"Hi Jungkook I'm Jimin former playboy and twerking-god"

We talked for a bit and turned out to be great friends. I found out that he loves dancing, singing, drawing, and learned to twerk when he learned to walk

Jk" What made you decide to get tattoos by the way?"
JM" I've always wanted one because they looked really cool and badass...like me*derp face*
Jk"HAHaHAHaahHaaAAhA omg oh yeah how come you stopped being a playboy?"
Jm" Because it got boring and my friend got an STD since he was also a playboy so I stopped before I got one"

I was speechless.Holy shit what if I get an ST-WAIT...*sings Agust D inside brain* "A to the G to the U to the STD"- DOES SUGA HAVE AN STD!?

JM"If he fucked a lot of hoes then mabey"
Jk"wait wha-did I say that out loud?!"

Jimin only nodded then patted my head

JM" Its ok sex-god he probably doesn't"

He said with a reassuring smile. God I might faint

Jk"yeah...hey um can I c-call you ji-ji-"
JM"Jibooty? Sure!"
Jk"how di-"
JM"because that was my nickname at my old school"
Jk"Oh! Thanks Jibooty"

I smiled

JM"no prob"

*Time skip to end of school*

*Hope you horny children liked this chapter because I did and I enjoyed writing this. #hornysquad
(P.S GTBME=goddess that blessed my eyes)*