Tiny Lucy?

Open with puns, puns are lord

Lettuce begin(puns)

Natsu Pov

Ok I have escaped from the hell of my school, I am heading to the toy store as I speak. I go to my favorite coffee shop, 'Ship cafe' run by the she-devil herself, Mira. I walk in only to find the stalker of a jerk, Lissana. She clings to my arm like there's no tomorrow, Jesus Christ. "So Natsu~ wanna go to dinner sometime~?" Uhh, why me? Why not Elsa?.I hear the door open and there is my group speak of the devil. They have saved me from the Hell-stalker, sweet relief! We ordered our food, and don't judge us please, we got.. Frap-Frapcinnos, I know! So much sugar but sooo good!

Me and the guys sit down and talk about basketball and GTA 5 the best games ever! I told them about the shop and they said the are going to attend to 'support me'. Mira calls us up by the name and I quote 'The players' what?, but anyways we grab our drinks and head to the store. We go in and the guy-person isn't at the register, so we sit down and look at our selection. The man finally comes out and says like a happy old man "Oh your back child, and you brought friends *whisper* oh more money!". Flame Brains says "Ya can we look at you plushes, the 2 year old is getting lonely" I glare and Gray and he playfully smiles! So the guy showed us a bunch o' dolls not plushes, dolls..

Lucy's POV

Me and the girls have been sitting on the shelf so long and what sucks, we can't move only talk! So it's like two o' clock, and a group of teenage boys come in and to make fun of the toys no doubt. Me and Levy make eye contact and I whisper "There here to make fun of us right?" She answers with "Dunno" and the store owner comes out and talks to them but I can't hear. He shows them a bunch of dolls, stuffed animals and what not but not us, scratch that. He takes us down one by one and sets us on the table. He introduced us, like people first Juvia

"This is Juvia" he said. Next was Erza "This is Erza". Next was Levy "This is Levy". Next was me "Her names Lucy" he said while pointing to me. "How much are all of them" one asks, the owner said "Five dollars each". They all hand him five dollars.He takes each one of us to the back one at a time, first was Juvia and she came back in a box, next Erza same with Levy. Then was me, he picked me up and took me to the back. He said "These are some clothes for you, books and a tiny phone to keep in contact with me and the others Lucy, be good and enjoy your self." He then place me in the box  and gave me my stuff I had with me when the snail turned me, some special key and a pouch. He gave me a little backpack to put the stuff in and a keychain and a water bottle. Then the closed the box and took me out with the others. All I heard was mumbling.

Natsu POV

He finally showed us some real plushes they where so cute! We decided to buy them, they were cheap to! Once we bought them he took each one to the back and brought each one out in a box with a little book of instructions and there names on the top. He said "Good luck!" To us as we walked away with the boxes. We say in the park like the children we are to see who gets who. Gajeel speaks up "I think we should fight for them!" Everyone disagreed. Gray said "We should race for them!" He was denied. I said "Let's have an eating contest!" I was discarded. Jellal said "We should close our eyes and shuffle them and grab one with our eyes closed!" We agreed to him because his idea was not half that bad. So here we are the players of our school picking out dolls. So we close our eyes and shuffle, I grab a hold of one and the others did ask well, so we open our eyes, I got the one labeled 'Lucy'. Gajeel got 'Levy', Gray got 'Juvia' and Jajeel got  'Erza', this is going to be fun!