Avengers+chores= chaos

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{Avengers log on}

Thor- hello my friends !!!!!

Natalie- sup

{Fury logs on}

Fury- get to work muthafuckers

Tony- ?

Fury- I'm assigning you chores

Natasha- I'm a fucking spy not a maid !

Clint- what did we do to deserve this ?!?!?

Fury- nothing Clint but these chores determine if you stay at shield or not

Steve- does that mean that if we don't do them were going to be fired

Fury- precisely

Natalie- >.<

Tony- just tell us what they are so we can get it over with

Steve- yea

Fury- ok here are your chores

Natalie- fix any tech problems throughout the helicarrier

Clint- go buy me a cappuccino

Natasha- reload every single gun in the shield training room

Steve- get my dry cleaning

Bruce- dispose of all the radioactive waste in the helicarrier

Tony- help Natalie with her chore because we need both of you to help on that one

Thor- buy groceries for the agents

Natalie- well okay..... I am great with tech :)

Tony- better than being teamed up with crapsicle

Natalie- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thor- I shall go to walmart

Natalie- go to Publix. It's better. Trust me

Thor- okay sister I will

Bruce- ARE YOU JOKING ME

fury- no

Bruce-THAT CAN ENHANCE MY HULK POWERS BY 300%

Fury- well someone's gotta do it

Bruce- fuck you nick. Fuck you

Clint- WE ARE 30,000 FEET UP IN THE FUCKING AIR

fury- so jump off the helicarrier !

Clint- oh dear lord....

Steve- my situation is the same as Clint's ! :(

Natalie- lmfao !!!!!!!!

Natasha- cool ! I do enjoy working with hi tech guns and stuff =D

{Avengers log off with mixed emotions}

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