Another date, you two are on fire.
You are persistent.
She's my best friend, I'm happy for her. Which reminds me, I must do the best friend speech before it moves any further.
Oh no.
Silence!
Go ahead.
Sarah is a wonderful girl, perfect even and quite frankly she deserves the best of the best. Hurt her, I murder you. Make her feel bad in any way, shape or form, I murder you. Do anything relatively unacceptable, I murder you. We clear on that?
You are one protective friend.
Yep.
But yes, we're clear.
Good.
You exaggerate quite a lot though.
Who says it's an exaggeration?
Like you'd kill me.
Don't underestimate me.
Well, I better be heading off.
Have fun!
Will do.
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