You.. Bitch!! [Cheater! Levi x Reader]

Lets go to the mallll!

FUCK EVERYTIME MY PHONE GOES TO THE SIDE EVERYTHING DELETES UFHNUFH
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  (Y/N)'s Pov
You skip into the mall and you see Hot Topic.
  "OH SHIITTT!"

  You grab Petra and Hanji and run to Hot Topic. You see a chibi figure of all the scouts.
  "WHERE THE DUCK AM I!"
  You see that all of your chibi figures are sold out.
You start dancing and uh... twerking.

  Petra laughs so hard, she had to go to the restroom. (WHAT I WOULD DO)
 
  <TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BYYYY a lump of cheese>

   After Petra had her little tinkly doo you saw Levi walking into the mall looking around with that same expresstion. (Did I spell that right?)

  You pull Petra and Hanji behind a wall. "Let's spy on him." You snicker evilly.

   Levi walks into Hot Topic, knowing that you L-O-V-E that store. He looks at the anime section first. (Like DUH) He goes to the counter and asks the lady if she saw you there. She smiles and says yes. 'Ya betch' You think to yourself.

  After Levi walks out you go in the store and start yelling at the woman. You walk out and bump into Levi. 'Fahhhkkk' You put your head down and you pretend to have a different voice. "Ah.. Sorry, Sir..." Petra and Hanji sneak up and watch you guys talk. 

  "Is that you, (Y/N)?"

  "No, it's your ex." You look up and grin. You kick him in his eggs. (Cause I dun wanna say nuts)

   "(Y/N)! Please forgive me!... It wasn't my fault."

  "Who the flucking crap would believe you?"

  "Tch..."

"Hey Levi?"

  "?"

  "Tch this-"

  You punch him in the nose. (OHHHHHHHHHHHH)
You see a guard walking towards you guys so you grab Hanji and Petra's hands and run so fast, Petra and Hanji are flying.

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Levi's Bitch Ass Pov

  (Y/N) punched me in the nose..

  "You good?" A familiar voice comes behind you.

"E-Eren?"

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