Bakura in wonderland

Chapter 1: down the rabbit hole

"Ryou I'm bored" whined the 5000 year old spirit to his hikari. "We'll you can always watch tv or a movie". The problem was Bakura had already seen all the movies they owned and there was nothing good to watch. Ryou began thinking on how to amuse his Yami without anyone having to go to the shadow realm. "Get a jacket Bakura I'm taking you to the best place ever!" Exclaimed Ryou. 'Oh bugger what have I gotten myself into'.

It was raining so of course Bakura had been grouchy about walking in the rain. But if this really was the best place ever like Ryou said he would mind it. Ryou soon started seeing there destination and was more excited than ever. Ryou used to go to the library a lot with his younger sister Amane and his mother before they died, and stopped going when his father neglected him. "Come one Bakura, if we wanna have fun we need to make ourselves cards".

While Ryou was making both Bakura's and his library card Bakura decided to scare some children. "Come on Bakura nows the fun part". Bakura didn't see anything fun he was wet,colds and was overall unamused. "Ryou you said this was the best place on earth when does this start getting fun"? "Bakura be patient" was all Ryou said. They soon walked over to get themselves books. "Alright you pick however many books you want and check them out and when your done you can get new ones". Bakura had gotten many books about pain and torturing. Just as he was about to check out he saw a book on the floor. Alice in wonderland. Bakura picked it up and proceeded to check it out with his other books.

Bakura had begun reading Alice in wonderland when out of the corner of his his eyes he saw something . He saw a tan little rabbit wearing a purple hood and lots of jewelry running around. Bakura stood up and proceeded to chase the rabbit and kill it. 1) for disturbing his reading. 2) for looking a lot like a certain Egyptian. The rabbit ran outside the library to the park near by. Of cores this didn't stop Bakura. The rabbit then fell into a giant hole, Bakura threw himself without any regret on how'd he'd escape the hole.

Bakura was yet again unamused. He felt like he had been falling down the hole for a millennium(like my joke?). Bakura was now wet,cold and hungry when he smelled a very familiar smell. Cream-puffs! He never realized the while look liked a giant cabinet full of cream puffs and tea. Just as Bakura was about to reach for a cream-puff he fell on the floor. "What the bloody hell just as I'm about to get a cream-puff I now fall"?

Bakura explored his surroundings all there was a table and a door. Bakura attempted to open the door but it was locked. "Why in the name of RA won't you open". He tried kicking down the door,braking the door he even tried using shadow magic and it didn't work. Bakura went back and on the table se saw a red drink. Bakura went to go examine it because he was sure it wasn't there a the first time. Bakura looked at the drink it had a label saying "drink me". Bakura wasn't to worried because he was immortal as-long as Ryou lived. He soon gulped down the red drink. "Why in the name of Ra is everything getting bigger" Bakura practically yelled. He soon realized he had shrunk. Bakura went back to the door to see if he could slip under the door and escape, but sadly he was still to big.

Bakura went back to the and saw a key on top of the table. "Bugger now I'm to small to reach the top of the table!" Bakura was trying to figure out a way to get the key when he saw a slice of cake. Bakura who was now starving ate the cake. He soon began to grow. Bakura was now able to reach the key. "Finally I can escape". And with that he had stepped outside

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