Beware Funtime Freddy - Daddyphatsnaps

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Don't you see this mic in my hand?!
I'm well equipped
For any lyrical conflict
A literal convict
Demonic
Peripherals are visceral common
That employees that are working here will literally vomit
From the fear
Approaching like a literal comet
I'm super sonic
I'll scare your bottom's out your pajamas
Chronic jump scares
Trauma to the brain is a problem
Have you second guessing your surroundings
But the drama man I love it
Perspiring like you're in a sauna

You just want to live the night
But I'm giving you nada
No hope
It's a new chapter for the saga
Must continue with Funtime Freddy Nirvana
Oh... meet Bonnie
My right hand man damn
I mean literally
My right hand man
A frisky little critter
Triggers quickly when you simmer
Head the wispers or risk turning to a nifty dinner

Welcome to the show
This is where you'll go
Will you come back
From your shift you'll never know!
Plenty of friends
We'll love you til the end
Which is now
Into the darkness
You descend

Welcome to the show
This is where you'll go
Will you come back
From your shift you'll never know!
Plenty of friends
We'll love you til the end
Which is now
Into the darkness
You descend

Come on in!
The system here needs a tune up
Don't screw up
The last guy made me angry when I blew up
But I like you
I really don't want to have to mess you up
Plus I find it really hard to clean the bodies that I've chewed up

Ballora isn't really understanding
She's screwed up
I really can't blame her after the shocking that you've done
I'd just kill you quickly
But her, she's a maniac
And Circus Baby acts like a friend
What a crazy trap!
I mean... well nevermind
I'm a crazy cat
Sometimes I speak before I think
I'll get to safely back
To where you need to be
Get you back to the grainy black path that you came from
Back to your safety wrapped office
Or maybe it's your coffin
No coughing or making any noises
No options
Use caution when you're walking
If we're crossing
I should hear a pin dropping
If not then we'll be stomping your body and not stalking

Welcome to the show
This is where you'll go
Will you come back
From your shift you'll never know!
Plenty of friends
We'll love you til the end
Which is now
Into the darkness
You descend

Welcome to the show
This is where you'll go
Will you come back
From your shift you'll never know!
Plenty of friends
We'll love you til the end
Which is now
Into the darkness
You descend

Welcome back
I'm in the need of maintenance
I know we're just acquaintances
But I don't doubt your stableness
I need a helping hand
If you do I'll spare you painfulness
Oh you will?
I'm so grateful
It's good you passed on dangerous

First you gotta open up my frame
And again
Ant slip ups lead to pain
I don't want you slain but
If you mess up
It's your end
No pressure
Just hit the right buttons
That's it... so clever!

Wait
Where did Bonnie go?!
You better find him
Liven up the night real quick
Senses heightened
Better widen
That flashlight or you'll be fightin' for your life
So excitin' to see you so frightened!
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Where could he be???
Is he hiding in the ground
Or is he standing with me
I don't know, but I'll tell you one thing
It's too late
Might as well turn off the light and except your fate

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