Dear Insomnia

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To whom it may concern,

Today I will be writing to you, insomnia 

in·som·ni·ainˈsämnēə/nounhabitual sleeplessness; inability to sleep.

 That's the definition encase you didn't already know it, but you should, I mean it's literally you. I have you and so do about 30% of the rest of the world. You can be quite nasty and cause Fatigue, Inability to focus or concentrate, Poor memory, Mood disturbance, Daytime sleepiness, Low motivation or energy, and Increased errors or accidents. 

To put it simple, you F*cking suck. 

In fact, you're probably killing me. science says that humans should get about 7 to 8 hours of sleep each night and that any less is basically taking like ten years of my life, early death, YAAAAYY! *note the sarcasm here* or don't that's not my problem, the only thing I care about right is that I literally feel like a walking zombie. 

I'd really love to get help, truly and honestly, I would, but alas I am still only 15 and my parents  think that I'm just choosing to stay up so no help for me *insert sad face* so insomnia if would kindly just f*ck off and go suck the life out of someone, that would absolutely wonderful! but since I doubt that will happen guess that I will just sit here at 1 in the morning and write my letters to nobody. 

This is a short letter, and for that I am sorry, but there isn't much to talk about except that you suck insomnia. I'll be signing of now hope that you decide to torment someone else 

sincerely,

no one

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