Jacobs Naruto Comedy

Valley Of the Comedy

This story begins where me and Sasuke fought. Why did we fight? Because Sasuke was going to get himself killed by trying to avenge his clan and kill his brother.

Sasuke left anyway and told Naruto...

"I am leaving for good."

Naruto, out of sadness and anger, ran after Sasuke quickly landing a punch straight to the ravens face causing the surprised teen to slam into a boulder.

He stood up, expecting to send an attack towards the blond, but instead was stopped when he heard the blond speak.

"You are NOT leaving! Even if I have to stop you myself!"

Sasuke activated his curse mark and sharingan, as Naruto activated Kyuubi's red chakra, and one tail formed.

They began to run at each other. But then Sasuke tripped on water, and landed on his face. Naruto stood there stunned for a moment before bursting out into laughter. He was sure he was gonna piss himself he was laughing so hard.

Sasuke stood up with a confused and agitated look on his face.

Sasuke noticed the blond was to occupied by laughing to notice he was standing again. So the Raven picked up a small stone and skipped it across the water and caused it to hit the blond in the forehead.

"Hey!!?!?! What was that for Teme!!?!?!"

"For laughing at me...Dobe."

The Raven wiped a small line of blood off his lip. Then he saw something in front of him. It kept getting bigger.

'What is thi...'

Bamm!!

It hit him.

(I'm grinning at how well Jacob wrote this.)

The blond who threw the flying object was laughing so hard...AGAIN.

Then out of nowhere the blond was tackled to the ground by an annoyed Raven.
Leaning down the Raven surprised the blond by shoving a handful of mud in his face.

"Now...leave me alone, I'm leaving and there's nothing you can do about it."

Then the Raven stood up allowing the disgruntled blond to stand up and get the mud out of his nostrils and mouth.
Somehow none of it got in his eyes.

"N...no. You can't leave! What about your family! Are you just going to abandon us!"

"What are you talking about Usuratonkachi?"

"I'm talking about team 7."

"What? The perv. Stalker. And dumbass? Where do I fit in there?"

"You fit in as the emo, asshole who keeps us from doing stupid shit. Then make us laugh when you do stupid shit."

"I don't care about you...I don't care about silver perv and I don't care about pinkie my fan girl."

"Actually... Sasuke you do care...that's why your leaving."

The ravens eyes widened at the  comment then he blushed and turned back towards the blond.

Standing in front of him, he punched him in the face. Then pulled the blond in for a hug.

"Don't act like you know what I feel...Dobe."

The blond grinned.

"Okay. Best friend, I'll keep on chasing you, I don't care if I have to follow you to the end of the earth and back. I will bring you back to Konoha someday. Thats a promise BELIEVE IT!!!"

"Hn...see yah round Dobe"

The blond stood there as he watched his best friend walk away then with a single silent tear rolling down his face he fell to the ground, hitting the hard surface on his back.

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Okay y'all I hope you liked it.

This was a story written 2 weeks before Jacob passed away, and a week after we made the deal for me to publish it on my account.

Jacob passed away in July. He will be always loved, forever missed and never forgotten.

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