Funny poems

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If you think you'll be offended in any way please skip this but they are meant to be funny!
-KayKay

🌹Roses are Red 🌹
💙Violets are blue,💙
💄God made me pretty,💄
😱What happened to you?😱

🍰Sugar is sweet🍰
🍋Lemons are tart🍋
❤️I love you more❤️
🦄Than a unicorn fart.🦄

🌹Roses are red🌹
💙Violets are blue💙
👫He's for me,👫
☺️Not for you☺️
😡You take my place,😡
👊🏼I'll take my fist,👊🏼
💀And smash your face💀

Sometimes
The short poems
Are the hardest
To write
Change one word
And the whole poem
Avocados

🌹Roses are red,🌹
💙Violets are blue,💙
🐵Faces like yours,🐵
🦁Belong in the zoo.🦁
😡👈👎Don't be mad,😡👈👎
😊I'll be there too.😊
😎Not in a cage,😎
😂But laughing at you.😂

That's it for now thanks for reading! Vote or comment!
P.s I'm not gonna keep saying is like to hear your thoughts because now that I think about it that sounds creepy!👻👻

-KayKay🐼💚

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