Rusty:(wanders along the forest) LaaaaaKittypetsAreAwesomeeeee......
Graystripe:(comes out from behind a bush) Attack!!!!!!
Rusty: counter attack!!!!!
Graystripe: counter counter attack!!!!!!
Rusty: counter counter counter attack!!!!!!!
Bluestar: girls, girls you're both pretty (to Graystripe who is still attacking) can we go back to camp now?
Graystripe: Sure, after I beat this mouse brain!!!
Rusty: Counter counter coun- wait did you just call me a...a MOUSE BRAIN?!?!?!?!?! This isn't how it was supposed to go! We were supposed to keep counter attacking until she ded! This wasn't part of the plan!!!!!
Bluestar: (waits patiently as the two keep firing shots at each other)
Rusty: Jvfjcjrncjdjcjfrbthfjrngvdhc grr........
Graystripe: I know, gibberish is a great language for mouse-brains like you
Rusty: (dies)
Graystripe: Yes, now we can
Rusty: wait, what about me?
Graystripe: *stalks off* u deaded *throws waffle at him*
Rusty: *Dies even more*
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