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Heereiam added basementman

Burnt.tater.tots- WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

Uh.put.water.on.them- It's Michael, Richy.

Heereiam- what's up with the username change, which is which

Burnt.tater.tots- IM RICH G

Uh.put.water.on.them- IM JAKE

Basementman- can I leave

Burnt.tater.tots- UH M NO WE NEED TO DISCUSS THINGS.

Basementman- ok whAt is it

Heereiam- Ok UHM im just gonna say it

Heereiam- ME AND MICHAEL ARE TOGETHER

Burnt.tater.tots- IM NOW RICH D.

Basementman- wAIT WHAT SAME LAST NAME AS JAKE YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED

Heereiam- Michael we're in highscHOOL.

Uh.put.water.on.them- WAIT WHAT, RICH NO

Burnt.tater.tots- IM CHO KE

Basementman- and I swallow

Heereiam- and I deepthroat

Burnt.tater.tots- and vore

Uh.put.water.on.them- IM LEAVING

Uh.put.water.on.them left the chat.
Burnt.tater.tots changed their name to alreadyburnt.

Basementman- Dolphin dildos.

Heereiam- let's not chANGE THE SUBJECT TO THAT, BEAR

Alreadyburnt- THW TATER TOTS ARE GONNA BURN WITHOUT MY WATER

Basementman- I guess you can say you DR A N K Jake up

Heereiam- IM GONNA DUMP YOU

Alreadyburnt- YOU KNOW WHAT, BACK TO TGE SUBJECT OF DOLPHIN DILDOS

Heereiam- NOSTOPDOINGTHIS

Basementman- Yo those things would hurt

Alreadyburnt- Fuck yeah they would. That'd feel like a knife because of the fins...

Heereiam- GUYS STOP PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

Basementman- NO BUT JUST THINK OF HOW ITD FEEL....

Heereiam- BEAR NOOOOO STOP PLEASE

Alreadyburnt- wait you call Michelle bear?

Basementman- RI C H AR D

Heereiam- I call MICHAEL bear.

Alreadyburnt- I got my dick stuck in the toaster again bRB

Heereiam- "again".... agAI N?!

Basementman- OUCH THAT WOULD BURN

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