Prolouge

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After Justin Bieber was killed, he secretly sent assasins to kill the McDuckie family. Now Pookachu, Churizard, Big Boy Bulbasaur, and ya boi Goozma are on an adventure to save EARTH from Bieber's hands.
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Dump Site - 5:00 AM

Pookachu wakes up in his bed made out of a carboard box. He was hungry so he ate the decayed apple next to his bed. He looked to the sky and regretted his poor life decisions that led to the life he was living now.

Then Churizard poked Pookachu's 2-inch forehead, and begged for a can of Diet Coke™️ .

Pookachu sighed and went to look for Diet Coke™️ in the glorious garbage mountains, but no Diet Coke™️ in sight. So Pookachu grabbed a bottle and put some ooze and covered it with some trash to not make it obvious.

Churizard drank the bottle and he felt an extremely nice feeling.
Pookachu was really, really disgusted by this.

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