This book is just made for fun. Please don't get offended, take it all as a joke.
When mobile phones don't work.
Other countries:
"Bro my iPhone's not working."
"You just go to the Apple Store."
In India:
"Bhai phone nahi kam kar raha hai."
"Ek kam kar. Pehele ouse band kar aur phir use chalu kar. Thik hi jaega."
