Raven's Home Book 2{Fairy Tail Fanfic}

Chapter 4: Raphna's Insane

I walked over to the guild, got a couple of punches in, and found mom laying on the ground. I got her up, but she was passed out from being drunk.

Raphna-"Oh, Raven, *hic* so nice *hic* to see you."

Raven-"Cana! Did you get Raphna drunk!?"

Cana-"Eh? *hic* we only had *hic* 50 drinks, *hic* she's fine."

I looked over at Gramps who was laying on the bar while Mira was behind it cooking away. I walked over to see he was passed out from being drunk as well.
I didn't see Gray, Storm was at home, dad was on a quest, Erza was eating cake, Levy was reading, Gajeel was out as well, and I felt like I was normal even though I wasn't.

I took a quest that was up for 50,000 G that had some of those perverted monkeys on the damn rampage again. I grabbed mom and some water on the way for her since she cant really handle drinks that well. She's gotten better though! The last time she drank, was probably for Christmas and she only had 30 and after that she passed out. Even though she's clinging onto my like a monkey saying "Notice me senpai" for no reason.
But when we gotten to the field filled with those perverted monkeys, I was only able to get at least one scratch on them while Mom was full on battle mode. Even Kage and Uma came out frightened for her actions.
Mom literally did hardcore fighting moves that didn't even seemed easy and literally had them knocked out in five minutes.

Raphna-"Done with the quest! I'm tired."

I watched mom pass out in the bed of flowers. But when I picked her head up, her eyes had dark rings around them, and she still had the smell of alcohol.
I picked her up on my back and walked like that on the way back to the guild. I heard dad's voice along with Laxus that I kicked the doors opened very angry.

Raven-"You two have explaining to do! You weren't here while mom was getting drunk uncle Laxus! You were on a quest but didn't bother coming back but spending it on food like always dad! MOM GOTTEN DRUNK AND SHE LITERALLY KICKED MONKEY ASSES IN FIVE MINUTES THEN PASSED OUT!"

I scowled at the two who even gotten her to eat food and drink plenty of water, but she still had a little bit of crazy inside her.
Gray came over to me, to calm me down, but again he said not to get mad at Storm when we go back to the house.
I was furious when I saw Storm melting ice off of nice furniture and made some of it burnt.

Storm-"Sorry, I did a new magic lesson with dad that it gotten out of hand when Uncle Lyon came over to and frosted the whole place. {DAMMIT A FUCKIN PUN!}"

I screamed my head off, and was fine the next five minutes.

Raven-"Storm, I love you and your father so much, but next time tell dad to do it outside and not in here. Including with Uncle Lyon if he shows us. Okay?"

Storm-"Okay! Dad do it outside the next time Uncle Lyon shows up."

Gray-"What.... But..... Raven..... Huh?!?!?"

Gray was so confused that I laughed at that so much my insides hurt.
We went back to the guild to find everyone all calm, mom was fine, dad was eating his brains out, everyone was completely fine!
I gave up on everyone at the guild that I might be losing my mind.

Raphna-"CANA! GET ME ANOTHER DRINK OF BOOZE PLEASE! AND MAKE IT A BARREL!"

Cana-"K...."

I slammed my hand against my forehead that I didn't lose my mind and was seeing mom being the type of person who might've lost someone or lost to bets.
I sat down at one of the tables and just laid my head on it making it crack a little bit, but Mom literally went up to the S Mage area and decided to hang onto the chandelier! Everyone freaked out including Laxus that he had to pull her down until every one caught her.

Natsu-"Raph. Go home, I'll meet you there in five minutes."

Raphna-"I'm *hic* fine Tsu. *Hic* but I'm not being *hic* a total Baka, Baka! *hic*!"

And she was out. But Grandina was able to help mom with what ever she had in her system. But was able to have her better the next day even though it was painful and loud when she left the guild for the day.
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So literally I think my friend HolyAngel03 is a completely crazy friend/mom (not literally mom, she "adopted" me) that I've known for about 4 years now.
And, heh, I decided to have her be her regular self that she's been at school and home and when she is with me sometimes to hang out.
She literally makes my day just by showing me funny things and telling me stupid puns that got to me apparently... *cough*

Anyways I love her so much like the rest of my friends that I see.

I'm darkmist02 and I'll see you read another chapter.

BYE BYE!!