Who am I? well, bitch I'm Shwonda and I'm on a mission. now your Raggedy ass Probably thinking 'shwonda a mission for what?". Well, honey, I'll tell u shwonda here is looking to find her self a sugar daddy.
Now I live and work in the big apple (new york bitches) to find a good looking sugar daddy to take me places where I can't Pronounce their funny words Ain't any walk in Central Park. So I have my girls shithead and Bonadonna to help me. Us three work a drag down town. Of course, I shwonda am their main performer well shithead is at 5th. Oh and Bonadonna just waits tables. Well onto the point all this drag money isn't cutting it so I'm looking for a man with big money.
"yo shwonda we got you a match girl"
I heard Bonadonna call from the living room. My search on the streets was not going so well so I had decided to get a dating app to help. "BITCH LET ME SEE," I said taking the phone from Bonadonna.
"he's old...that's fine we can't all be YOUNG and Successful. he lives in the new york area good!.......ooooo bitch he has kids gonna have to cut them outta daddy will you know what I'm sayin girl" I laughed. "well you gonna go on a date with this guy?" Bonadonna asked. "is the rock hot Bonadonna?" "Girl, what the fuck?" "the Answer is yes ya bitch" I yelled. "well you better start textin him," she said sipping her warm Pepsi. "I guess so..."
