trolling on the Dork Diaries website Part 1

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So yesterday I submitted my "crush crisis" to Ask Br(e)andon and I made up a fake name (pretty. odd.) and everything, you know?

Yeah, I gave myself a unisex name.

Because 1) I wanted desperately to see if Brandon would assume I was a girl and 2) eVERYONE ON THAT WEBSITE IS APPARENTLY STRAIGHT AND GOSH DARN IT'S 2017 CHILDREN ARE CAPABLE OF HAVING SAME SEX/GENDER ATTRACTION. (girls/girls/boys)

so yeah. I'll give you the update in a week(es).

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