Balloons Are Amazing, Right?

Slash neck

This was also on "who doesn't like tea"

So I was walking home from walking some where. I was with my sister, Luna , my mum and dad. Lunar kept on pushing me and pushing and pushing into bushes which give you eternal itchiness. I was holding my dad's hand so I didn't fall into one. Dad got quite angry so he pushed Luna into a bush. She then fell over her own feet and fell down laughing her head off. We then realised that it was rose bush and she was attached by many thorns. My mum was then trying to untangle her hair from the bush. Mum finally got the thorns out from her hair. We walked across the road and when we were hardly a minute away from the house when Luna told us " It's just this part that hurts" as she softly rubs the left side of her neck. My mum took her away from her hair to see an enormous cut. Dad now calls her Slash neck until the cut comes off