Villainous (Black Hat X Reader)

Villains need help too

Black Hats P.O.V
Ugh I hate having to do all of this paperwork.
I hate it even more because 5.0.5 KEEPS MIXING UP ALL OF MY COMPLETE PAPERS WITH THE INCOMPLETE PAPERS!!!
I'm having a massive headache from this. I need a break.
I can't keep even think anymore.
I'm trying to keep myself calm and even less stressed, but just when I was beginning to calm myself I hear a explosion in the lab.
"WHAT THE HELL!!! FLUG WHAT THE HELL DI-" I stopped mid sentence to see the newest device destroyed.
"F-f-forgive M-m-m-me sir, but the gravity ray you wanted done right just um... B-b-blew up". I stare at Flug for a long time wanting to scream at him, but just walked away really upset.
Oh Evil god I need a cup of tea at this point cause I am in no mood for this.
I just need to stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.
Huh... I'm getting the hang of this. Maybe my day will be just fi- "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED"!!! "BLACK HAT"!!! Demencia tackled black hat onto the floor.
There was a Massive mess in the kithchen.
A cleaning lady would say I quit it was so bad.
"Wha-wha? what? What the hell? The kitchen? This mess"?
I turn to see her smiling.
"What did you DO"!?!
"I thought you would like breakfast in your office, but decided to do my own thing and this happened".
THATS IT!!!
(Picture Hades from the movie Hercules screaming when pain and panic were wearing and drinking Hercs merchandise)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa"!!!

(Y/N) P.O.V
Ah taking a nice walk down the park is so nice, so stress free, so refreshing. I used to work for a villain but I got fired because my boss said that the house was to clean.
HOW DOES ONE MAKE A HOUSE TO CLEAN.
Well it doesn't matter any more.
All I need right now is a nice cool drink and a nice good breakfast Heh might as well go to that one restaurant... what was that name again? Flappy Jacks?
Its got to be Flappy Jacks.
Maybe while I'm there I could run into some Villain in need of some assistance.
I can help with cleaning, I'm one smart sciencetist, and a good person who does a pretty damn good job with paper work.
I walk into Flappy Jacks and sat to where the most secluded table was at... the back.
I sat down and then a waiter came by "So ma'am what will it be"?

Black Hats P.O.V
I need to get out of the house.
I can not stand this any more, and I can't live with the fact that those imbeciles are messing things up.
I hate it.
*sigh* I need real help now. I need a scientist to help Dr. Flug with his experiments. I need a person to help me with my paper work. I also really need someone to keep my house really clean from Demencia's mess.
Ah god now my anger is making me hungry.
Flappy Jacks would do.
As I walked inside I see that every table is taken and full.
The only table I see that isn't full is the one at the end of the restaurant.
I see a women sitting there drinking what seems to be tea. I might as well sit next to her for now.
"Hello there miss, I am Black Hat and I demand that you let me sit here". I sat down not giving a damn if she let me sit here or not.
After I sat down she just stares at me and then went back sipping her tea.
Well isn't this a bit new.
Usually people would cower before me and leave, but she just sat there.
Hmm something seems odd about this girl.
"Hm why are you all the way back here at the restaurant instead of being around people"? She laughs and looks at me. "I should ask you the same sir". Wow... heh wasn't expecting her to respond.
*sigh* "I don't like to be around people today. I had enough problems today". Oh damn it my head ach is coming back. "Need an aspirin"?
"Huh"? She looks at me and laughed again. "Uh yeah umm sure. Thank you". She gives me 2 pills and gave me a sip of her tea.
Well isn't she nice to a Villain like me, which reminds me. "Why are you not afraid of me? People who get a good look at my face run in terror". She laughs again and at this point I'm hating it.
"I'm not afraid of you Black Hat, why you may ask?
Its because I worked for Villains before you.
I worked as a sciecnetist with a man who wanted to rule the world by mutating animals through his vortex whatever thingy.
He then fired me because he thought he should have a better scientist.
What was the name of the guy who fired me? Dr. Neo Cortex?
I then worked for a Villain who wanted someone to do the paperwork, but got rid of me because he felt I wasn't evil enough so he hired some chick name Becky, and I think his name was Crow?
The final Villain I worked for was a sorcerer who shaped shifts into different animals.
His name was Merlock.
(For those who don't know who I'm talking about Merlock was a sorcerer from Ducktales the movie: treasures of the lost lamp)
He fired me because I made the place way to clean".
So she worked with Villains who are very well known, plus she worked as a scientist, a maid, and a person who has done paperwork.
Hmm my search for a worker who can do all three of those things are over.
For now I really don't care who I hire.
Human, mutant, a damn crazy rock and roll clown.
I don't care.
I need help and this women is the help I'm looking for.
"Your Hired".

(Y/N) P.O.V
"Your Hired".
Huh?
"I apologize Black Hat, but what are you talking about"?
He gives me a toothy grin and begins to speak.
"Well you see, just as today I am in need of a person who is the 3 things that you are... scienctist, maid, and doing paper work".
I look at him in those evil eyes of his.
"Your point"?
"The point is that my minions are fools, one can't do everything, one makes a mess, and the other one is such a pain in helping me do paper work.
So since your the 3 things I need in a person your hired".
Maybe this will be a change.
After all Working for Black Hat will be by far a pleasure.
Why work for Villains who fail all the damn time, when I could be working with a Villain who just so happens to be Black Hat who makes weapons for Villains to destroy the heroes in their lives.
This is going to be interesting.
"Alright Black Hat... you got yourself the help".
He smiles widely and shakes my hand.
"Good... also where the HELL IS THE DAMN WAITER TO GIVE ME A MENU"!!!
... yep.
This is going to be interesting.