Pathetic Little Fool

Level Five

Gin's POV

Iba-iba nalang lumabas sa bunganga niya, sinasabing bakla ako tapos sinampal yung mukha kong mamahalin sa harap ng maraming tao. Hindi niya ba alam na kahit ibenta niya pa laman at kaluluwa niya hindi niya mapapantayan ang halaga ng pisngi kong hinahabol ng mga kababaihan? Damn my perfect cheeks.

And worst may mga nagvideo pa sa nangyari. Babalik na naman ako sa Gimmie Gimmie Gimmick nito, walang hiya!

"Hoy impakta, you wanna die?" Hinigpitan ko yung kamay niya. Damn I want to break her hand, break her.

"Hoy señorito, I already am. Hindi mo ba alam na according to Section 3 (Harassment, Threats, Coercion and Unjust Vexation) of the Revised Penal Code in Art. 283. Light threats., it states that any threat to commit a wrong not constituting a crime, made in the manner expressed in subdivision 1 of the next preceding article, shall be punished by arresto mayor. Papatayin mo ako?! Well impaktong walang kaalam-alam, that is pubishable by law!"

Wala akong pakialam. Ako ang batas. Punishable by law? I. Will. Punish. Her.

"Bakit ka ba nandito? You don't match this place. The Restaurant de miel is for humans, not animals. At ang kapal ng pagmumukha mong pumunta sa 'premier' table na para lamang sa mga taong---tao. Oo, tao! And with the cannibalistic behaviour you have, dapat nasa zoo ka ngayon. Naintindihan mo?" Kasi hayop naman talaga siya eh. Walang kaalam-alam sa ethics.

"At sa pinagsasabi mo ngayon ako pa 'tong hayop?! Hoy unggoy sa mukha, giraffe sa height, toro sa muscles at hyena sa ugali...akin tong 'premier' table na 'to kasi I've been sitting here for almost two years! Naintindihan mo?" At may mukha pa talaga siyang sumagot ah? Aba, aba.

"Yan ang gusto ko tungkol sa'yo. Palaban. Hoy aktibista, leave this goddamn area and go back to the jungle where you came from you endangered specie! Magpagawa ka ng ibang mesa sa funiture shop na ma-afford mo because this 'premier' table is mine! Mine, you hear me, mine! Tita ko ang may-ari ng Restaurant de miel and you are but a scavenger-- you inexpensive woman."

Inexpensive woman-- nasa Gin's Alcoholic DICKtionary ko yan. Mga babaeng walang modo, unattractive at hindi domisticated. Untamed kumbaga.

"Excuse me?! Monsieur Rico dela Torre, why don't you tell this man kung sino ako?" May sumagot naman ang naka waiter attire na may bigoteg parang kay Mr. Suave.

"Ayayay---ayayay! Introducing...Señora Shazca Mae Corteva a.k.a. Shami, owner of Sort délicieux--- the most temptuos perfume not just in Europe but also in Asia, North and South America, Africa, Antarctica, and Australia! Touch me, aah! Feel me, ohhh! Kiss me, yesss. Smell me. Sort délicieux, sold worldwide. What are you waiting for? Change your odour, change the whole universe."

I'm amused. And what an intro for Shazca Mae Corteva, the new girl in town. She is pretty--no hindi qualified. She is in between a human and an animal kahit mas nangingibabaw pa din ang animal. Malaki yung mga mata niya, she has a pointed nose and her cheeks are blushing-- baka dahil andito ako. Napaka formal niyang tignan para siyang pupunta sa opisina, mag a-apply ng trabaho, magdedefend ng kaso sa korte o dadalo ng burol. Black feminine tuxedo with slacks, sharp white stilletos at medium-sized metallic silver lady bag. Pwede. Pwede. She can be one of the item sa aking collections. Call me gay but I collect dolls-- real dolls. Not figurines o yung gawa sa plastic but with authentic flesh. Hindi ako yung tipong pinaparada yung sasakyan kasi madali akong magsawa. Most millionares are addicted with cars. One week is enough para gamitin yung isang model ng sasakyan then I send it to the junkshop. Hindi healthy ang mag stick to one dude especially yung nagkaka germs o kinakalawang na sa tanda ang wheels, steer at seat. Very ill for a person na gawin. Para yang bababe. Hangga't kaya mong palitan, palitan mo because you have the money to do so.